The Isolated Blurt Thread

[ksmith475]

Every Shitty Mother Fucker Needs To Be Fucked In The Ass With A Branding Iron "k.a.t"

 

[Hard_Rom]

Every Shitty Mother Fucker Needs To Be Fucked In The Ass With A Branding Iron "k.a.t"

ESMFNTBFITAWABI

might take a bit for that catch phrase to become popular

 

[HoHoBomb]

Had a bit of a cry. Fell asleep laying on my side. Woke up. The eye that was on the pillow was puffed right out. Got some purple eyeliner and red lippy. Made the most convincing shiner so far. Took a picture. Texted it to my boyfriend's mum. Thought about how much she would have laughed at that. Smiled.

 

[OralDave]

Thursday is not shaping up as I hoped, which is a shame as it's usually one of my favourite days. But much as I like airports I should be exploring somewhere else by now

That sucks. I hope you're in the air by now. Or better, somewhere.else exploring!

 

[Spins]

Curated lives all around

 

[Jennifer]

Hmmm.

Well, we lost our day where we were meant to be. We are going to try and drive to get the evening at least. Otherwise I guess we try and find somewhere to stay here

And I sent you a very sincere apology PM. Now I'll never know if it was received.

 

[Spins]

I have the Golden Girls theme stuck in my head

 

[Jennifer]

Thank YOU for being a friend.

 

[HarryHill]

Thørsday!

..
fuck it starting Friday early, Pizza n beer

 

[HarryHill]

Wow! You must be in love.

She did good

..
fuck it starting Friday early, Pizza n beer

then brandy n fop whistle

 

[HarryHill]

Ku's burnt; red looks good on the tractor, her, not so much.

 

[gypsyTX]

Hmmm.

Well, we lost our day where we were meant to be. We are going to try and drive to get the evening at least. Otherwise I guess we try and find somewhere to stay here

 

[Jennifer]

Oh, my. I hope it works out for you.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[yossi]

In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl. A great black shape against the fires beyond he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.​

All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the Gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax: Shadowfax who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dínen.​

"You cannot enter here," said Gandalf, and the huge shadow halted. "Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your Master. Go!"​

The Black Rider flung back his hood, and behold! he had a kingly crown; and yet upon no head visible was it set. The red fires shone between it and the mantled shoulders vast and dark. From a mouth unseen there came a deadly laughter.​

"Old fool!" he said. "Old fool! This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!" And with that he lifted high his sword and flames ran down the blade.​

And in that very moment, away behind in some courtyard of the city, a cock crowed. Shrill and clear he crowed, recking nothing of war nor of wizardry, welcoming only the morning that in the sky far above the shadows of death was coming with the dawn.​

And as if in answer there came from far away another note. Horns, horns, horns, in dark Mindolluin's sides they dimly echoed. Great horns of the north wildly blowing. Rohan had come at last.​

.....

 

[thør]

No, no pm received.

Sometimes things not working out as planned is an adventure not a failure. I am a little disappointed I am not where I am meant to be this evening but G is and we had an unexpected car journey which was fun. This was always a little ambitious I suppose

So, an adventure?

 

[phantom4533]

I do enjoy waking up to a warm butt.

 

[lovetoread]

i went to the dr yesterday, he drained some fluid and shot some stuff in my knee

i cannot walk and i have been up all night in pain

this freaking sucks

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Radiohead]

i went to the dr yesterday, he drained some fluid and shot some stuff in my knee

i cannot walk and i have been up all night in pain

this freaking sucks

You need to move your ass, I mean knee.

I do wonder about it.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[lovetoread]

i had to take a pill and after reading all that old stuff i have an urge to start calling him daddy from now on

oh and i am gonna take all his computers, screw taking just one

 

[Fata Morgana]

The "human toilet" bit made me put down my Easter Egg.

 

[lovetoread]

"i am too lazy to go the bathroom to take a piss, open your mouth"