The Isolated Blurt Thread

[Killswitch1]

I need my pussy pounded. Cross legged, I feel her screaming. When I clench she's all hot and swollen. I bet my clit's puffy as well. I bet she could devour an entire turkey leg and several pints of beer. My ferocious beast.

Hi.

 

[neci]

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://cfile27.uf.tistory.com/image/2401533552CFFF5012DE56

Flavor Wheel - Faults

 

[butters]

I cant wait to put a chainsaw in butters hands
..
a side of Junkyard fry's

you can keep the fries and do you doubt my ability to handle a chainsaw? pfft oh ye of little faith

 

[NHKitty]

I am not going to enjoy getting up and going to work tomorrow.

But since I didn't win Powerball...I guess I must.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Porn fans (male) should never agree to do fan-fuck porn vids unless they know for sure they're gonna get it up for the talent. At least refrain from jerking off for a week before coming on set. Porn is work.

When you can't even get hard on a damn blowjob...I don't even know why they bother releasing the clip. Your face and cooked noodle dick is broadcasted to the world for eternity.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Porn fans (male) should never agree to do fan-fuck porn vids unless they know for sure they're gonna get it up for the talent. At least refrain from jerking off for a week before coming on set. Porn is work.

When you can't even get hard on a damn blowjob...I don't even know why they bother releasing the clip. Your face and cooked noodle dick is broadcasted to the world for eternity.

That would be almost as embarrassing as being outed as a Nazi demonstrator.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

That would be almost as embarrassing as being outed as a Nazi demonstrator.

Just just just barely almost!

That's sayin' something!

 

[butters]

so many figs

i am in figgy heaven!

 

[Lancecastor]

so many figs

i am in figgy heaven!

I KNEW it!


http://68.media.tumblr.com/f070e2f552efefe8e62a77752cc79d0a/tumblr_mjvsjyZLGy1qa3qf1o1_1280.jpg

 

[HarryHill]

A spot of snot

 

[phantom4533]

I have no fresh figs this year.

 

[NHKitty]

Figs!! We never even looked when we were out west.

And no, dearest, prosciutto is not vegetarian.

 

[phantom4533]

I'm pretty sure it was just prosciutto extract.

 

[jaF0]

Another stupid AV blocked.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://www.mnftiu.cc/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/adventures_252.gif

 

[butters]

and they're still great this morning... soft, moist, fruity and nutty at the same time, not too sweet

that recipe rocks

 

[Fata Morgana]

and they're still great this morning... soft, moist, fruity and nutty at the same time, not too sweet

Harry's bollocks?

 

[phantom4533]

Just an FYI, you can not use Swiss cheese for viewing solar eclipses.

 

[butters]

Harry's bollocks?

those too!

 

[butters]

17 cows and a bull

oh my

and 6 new chickens monday



wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! can't wait to see the dog's face when the moo cows arrive

 

[Spins]

It has been a whirlwind week.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Just an FYI, you can not use Swiss cheese for viewing solar eclipses.

I think you can, but only once.

 

[Lancecastor]

when the moo cows arrive

Old friends visiting from across the pond?

 

[Spins]

"The danger of a hurricane is not just due to the rain," a local reporter just now on the T.V.

This must explain why the fool is standing on the coast as the hurricane comes in. Only someone that stupid could utter that statement.