The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXV: It's Only Castles Burning

[phantom4533]

She told me it didn't taste anything like ketchup.

 

[Lancecastor]

Ketchup is lovely, though made of Satan's semen.

Explains why you lobbied Heinz for the squeeze n squirt bottle.

 

[Saint Peter]

canned jackfruit

 

[islandman]

Explains why you lobbied Heinz for the squeeze n squirt bottle.

I'd like to thank you for your efforts as well. We'll get 'em next time.

 

[Disgustipated]

Living in Steeler Country - I can't emphasize strongly enough how much I want them to get blown out.

http://i.imgur.com/rA6Hw3b.gif
http://i.imgur.com/0XOUJJr.png
http://i.imgur.com/GT2Laz2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6gBj9iH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8F76pgh.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

canned jackfruit

Spotted Dick

 

[islandman]

Bad, bad earworm...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Ketchup is lovely, though made of Satan's semen.

You have to mix it with other more angelic semen.

http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/w10244.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

Red red wine you make me feel so fine

 

[CTFD]

I love the way people lie their ass off. It comes so natural to them as breathing. People who do this are either pathological or really unhappy with aspects of who they are and like to always make themselves sound fantastic.

It's annoying and sad when you know for a fact that the person is lying and you see those duped by them.

Ok, that was my rant.

 

[islandman]

Interesting pictograph....when 1/2 cup of ketchup isn't always 1/2 cup of ketchup.

 

[Disgustipated]

I love the way people lie their ass off. It comes so natural to them as breathing. People who do this are either pathological or really unhappy with aspects of who they are and like to always make themselves sound fantastic.

It's annoying and sad when you know for a fact that the person is lying and you see those duped by them.

Ok, that was my rant.

You should just stick to typing "blurt" like usual.

 

[CTFD]

You should just stick to typing "blurt" like usual.

True. Sometimes ya just gotta vent.

And HEY, it's "bleh" not "blurt".

 

[Disgustipated]

True. Sometimes ya just gotta vent.

And HEY, it's "bleh" not "blurt".

My bad! Enjoy your day, homie.

 

[islandman]

http://gothamist.com/attachments/nyc_davidcolon/011517ingrahamtweet.jpg

What a nice, clean street.

 

[CTFD]

My bad! Enjoy your day, homie.

You too! Have fun.

Eh, tomato, tomahto, blurt or bleh, who cares.

 

[Sean]

Bought a pocket rocket to run about in until I get round to doing the head gasket on the Saab. Paid a massive 280 quid for it. Takes off like a bullet from a gun.

 

[Disgustipated]

Bought a pocket rocket to run about in until I get round to doing the head gasket on the Saab. Paid a massive 280 quid for it. Takes off like a bullet from a gun.

This was mostly English, right?

 

[HarryHill]

..
The Bacon Issue
...

 

[CTFD]

Bought a pocket rocket to run about in until I get round to doing the head gasket on the Saab. Paid a massive 280 quid for it. Takes off like a bullet from a gun.

I read "pocket rocket" and thought it was a euphemism for something sexual.

 

[Sean]

This was mostly English, right?

2 litre turbo Renault Megane.

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15965846_1462104093833629_8435343193197513951_n.jpg?oh=6c9e4e126f81c5afa34cd97dc3067e20&oe=590AB8AF

 

[Greypowerful]

Heinz is such a special company - dearly loved in Southwestern Ontario.

But, Hey! We'll be seeing a LOT more similar behaviour coming soon to a town near me! :Avery:

 

[islandman]

2 litre turbo Renault Megane.

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15965846_1462104093833629_8435343193197513951_n.jpg?oh=6c9e4e126f81c5afa34cd97dc3067e20&oe=590AB8AF

Megane?

You pooftah.

 

[Greypowerful]

2 litre turbo Renault Megane.

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15965846_1462104093833629_8435343193197513951_n.jpg?oh=6c9e4e126f81c5afa34cd97dc3067e20&oe=590AB8AF

Lots of Nissan bits on that one?

Looks like Generation I...

 

[HarryHill]

2 litre turbo Renault Megane.

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15965846_1462104093833629_8435343193197513951_n.jpg?oh=6c9e4e126f81c5afa34cd97dc3067e20&oe=590AB8AF

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280 pounds??, cherry price, sounds like bull shit to me. I want one