The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXV: It's Only Castles Burning

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Dictating is an art form I never mastered. I wish I had because now I find myself in need of a transcriber because I take terrible notes.
 
Lance, you're mean sometimes. Do you need a spanking?


For me, the main attraction to the GB is learning how others think and feel about things.

I am constantly amazed and entertained by all the odd, unusual, and sometimes outright crazy things people here seem to hold dear.

I have a deep need to spank, but never feel the need to be spanked.
 
One of my golfing buddies bought a new pick um up truck. Sunday he went on and on about it. So this morning I go check it out so he'd stop texting me. FFS, the bed, both doors and the hood were salvage parts and different colors.

I looked at it with a grimace and he says, "No rust and 44s!"

West by gawd Virginia!


On the other hand, he has a sweet side-by-side.
 
I don't think he does. But I find it funny. I liked some stabs he made about G for example. They make me giggle.


I'm always amazed at people whom I respect and like find him amusing and enjoy flirting with him. He has long been one of the lowliest posters to grace this board and I'm including Mike Yates.
 
I'm always amazed at people whom I respect and like find him amusing and enjoy flirting with him. He has long been one of the lowliest posters to grace this board and I'm including Mike Yates.

My countryman has an intellect, but nothing else... :rolleyes:

We've been riposte'ing for 15 years... :eek:

I take LONG breaks from this place... He seems to get a jolly or three from the "notoriety" ;)

Don't feed him, is the best defence. I rarely sally back, anymore. :D
 
cripes, chill out a little

Did you know that I suffered through 3 miscarriages trying to have kids? Or that I had given up hope on carrying full term before my doctors would insist on taking my uterus?

Of course not. Because you chose to go the asshole route.

You chill out.
 
It disliked you so much it decided to grow cancer and die instead of being introduced to you.

Your uterus was obviously quite anti-social...which raises a chicken or egg argument about where it got such a bad attitude.
 
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