Que
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The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII: Drunk enough that Paul Ryan seems a stand-up fellow
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Hard_Rom
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If this song doesn't make you want to get up and dance, I'm sorry to say but, you are a sad sad person. Well maybe swing your hips and move your feet while sitting before your various screen types.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1Ond-OwgU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1Ond-OwgU8
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What a wonder a full night's sleep will do for you.
But I am still not buying your fancy snap on tools.
But I am still not buying your fancy snap on tools.
cleaver
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ok...
so, i took the same off-ramp st.pete did...
did a quick couple of googles and got a sense of wtf thor was on about...
deja vu'd when i read st.pete
who'd come up with even the same sale price i'd just googled...
odd moment of - wow, same mouse hole - small world - mini-piphany...
and onward through the thread til... q's bit
which....?
i'm fucked to try to follow that one...
piphany lost...
Hard_Rom
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mmm! Snap On tools!
*and I did NOT make a typo, filthy perverts!, I know what is going through your degenerate minds
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Que
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When you say F16E, I think Strike Eagle. When you say M24 I think soviet-era hind attack helicopter
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Strap on tools!
Saint Peter
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The man is an engineer to his core. If thør says it is the right battery for the genset, it is the right fucking battery.
Saint Peter
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Go easy on my genset!
IrezumiKiss
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I mean Snap On tools are nice. But strap on tools could provide me with endless entertainment.
Saint Peter
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I used a wobbly headed snap on ratchet wrench yesterday.
It spoke to me. I must have one.
It spoke to me. I must have one.
cleaver
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no.
of course i get it...
not the reference leap, you see, but...
the process of it...
i got to thor's battery
as did pete
through apparently similar hoops...
your ruskie chopper, though familiar to me...
did not even pop into my numbed
and then google-ly assisted nugget
until well after the piphany moments
you see,
thor don't need no hind
s'much as he needs an all weather deep cycle...
and....
though a used hind at $114 (us) would seem quite the bargain...
well, never mind really...
wasn't at you...
more at the process
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Wobbly knob and the broken cunt- that would be a great HBO show.
cleaver
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no doubt.
s'why i went down the mousehole to...
glean up on the somesuch...
plus, i'm waiting on the french press
'fore i press it
and....
ohhh.
coffee
lovetoread
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if one has sex with a person who crawled out of the grave alive and well - does that make it necrophilia?
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Either would be a great pub name too. Shall we nip to the Wobbly Knob for a swift pint?
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Hey hey hey.
I dunno what kinda dirt Eyer has on you, but you don't need to do this.
https://m.popkey.co/7db455/oD1o8.gif
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Fata Morgana
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Fancy doing shots in the Broken Cunt, bro?
lovetoread
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ok I laughed
eh, if she makes him happy thats all that matters, everyone needs someone
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What would make me happy is if I didn't forget shredded cheese for my chili I'm making later and didn't have to go back to the store.
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