The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII: Drunk enough that Paul Ryan seems a stand-up fellow

[Radiohead]

I thought I'd put the horses and hounds away for just long enough to type this post, and to call Fata a cunt one final time in 2016.

Fata you are a cunt.

Smiley is a cunt too. (see note 1)

happy election, happy autumn, happy thanksgiving, happy kwanza, merry christmas, happy new year, see you later. kthanksbye, I'm off to hunt.



note 1: Smiley is not a true cunt, she is a nice person. (this statement not yet approved by the FDA)

Dyke whore who wont ride my horse.

 

[Radiohead]

From classic rock

My name is eternally classic

 

[Bookishleigh]

I miss MY bed.

 

[HarryHill]

I'm drunk enough where Paul Ryan seems like a stand-up fellow.

.. winner, winner, chicken dinner

 

[phantom4533]

It's a crisp morning.

 

[BotanyBoy]

OH MY GOD DUDE!!!

http://www.psnation.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ghostadventures.jpg

 

[RobDownSouth]

I miss MY bed.

^^^ The escort service life isn't always glamorous, folks.

 

[Bookishleigh]

^^^ The escort service life isn't always glamorous, folks.

Right? These people expect you to put out too.

For real though, I'm house/animal-sitting until Sunday. I just want to be back in my own space!

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I'm drunk enough where Paul Ryan seems like a stand-up fellow.

he stands up everyone bro.

Stew

 

[yossi]

https://youtu.be/edfD7ELs3s4

 

[trysail]

https://youtu.be/edfD7ELs3s4

What's with the commercial?
I turned it off. I don't do commercials.

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[Bookishleigh]

I have a coworker who is so absolutely miserable I am thinking of fixing her up with Eeyore.

 

[Pookie]

he stands up everyone bro.

Stew

http://www.scam.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=16763&stc=1&d=1463136328

 

[Disgustipated]

I have a coworker who is so absolutely miserable I am thinking of fixing her up with Eeyore.

You said we were gonna have a threesome with her.

 

[trysail]

The yearly winter fuels outlook report from the U.S. Energy Information Administration finds higher fuel prices and a colder weather forecast than last year will add up to an increase in heating costs.

NPR's Jeff Brady reports natural gas prices have a particularly big effect because nearly half of American households rely on it for heat:

"The Energy Information Administration projects gas bills will rise more than 20 percent. Your overall bill will depend on where you live. The agency reports that an entire winter's worth of natural gas heating for the average home will be $635.

"In the Northeast it will be nearly $900 [because] pipeline bottlenecks have pushed up prices in the region. Gas is still the cheapest fuel to heat with. Electricity costs about a third more [and] heating with oil or propane is expected to cost at least twice as much as natural gas this winter."​

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[Pookie]

http://f.tqn.com/y/politicalhumor/1/S/t/B/6/facebook-reconnect-moment.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

http://f.tqn.com/y/politicalhumor/1/S/t/B/6/facebook-reconnect-moment.jpg

I have two of those. An old friend who would have been shunned by Drumpf for being a recovering addict and the other is a former employee who would be deported by Drumpf.

 

[Bookishleigh]

You said we were gonna have a threesome with her.

YOU said threesome - I hard passed on that.

You're attempting to take advantage of my weakened mental state.

 

[Disgustipated]

YOU said threesome - I hard passed on that.

You're attempting to take advantage of my weakened mental state.

Tomato, Dan Quayle.

 

[yossi]

What's with the commercial?
I turned it off. I don't do commercials.

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https://adblockplus.org/

 

[Disgustipated]

https://adblockplus.org/

He's new to the interwebz, be easy on him.

 

[trysail]

https://adblockplus.org/

Thanks.

I'm a firm believer in TANSTAAFL.


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[trysail]

Is there any doubt left in your mind that "journalists" are nothing more than professional gossips and busybodies ?

They make noise. That's their function in life. They are indistinguishable from carnival barkers.

Most of them are poorly educated and know next to nothing about what they're talking about. If you're smart, you won't pay the slightest bit of attention to their opinions.


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[Pookie]

I have two of those. An old friend who would have been shunned by Drumpf for being a recovering addict and the other is a former employee who would be deported by Drumpf.

I pretty much abandoned facebook because of it. Some things are best not known about casual friends.

 

[Disgustipated]

Is there any doubt left in your mind that "journalists" are nothing more than professional gossips and busybodies ?

They make noise. That's their function in life. They are indistinguishable from carnival barkers.

Most of them are poorly educated and know next to nothing about what they're talking about. If you're smart, you won't pay the slightest bit of attention to their opinions.


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Think about this and get back to us when the light bulb flickers.