The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[IrezumiKiss]

http://i.imgur.com/eLmOwnM.jpg

You mean bummed out?

I suppose it depends on the outcome you want.

Well, Noor...iiiiiiif'n you wanna be in the family way, then, well, I...uhhh...uhhh...uhhh...

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[hashtag45]

You know why I despise you so much, Emerson? More than I would despiise any other troll who posts the things that you post?

because YOU'RE MARRIED.

For a single person, spending the amount of time that YOU spend creating those stupid cartoons, checking and rechecking Lit. to see if I posted and trolling me
- would be no fvcking deal. Because it's just Their time.

But for a married person, that means less time spent with their spouse and children.
I suspect that while you keep logging in and off and trolling posters, your wife slaves away and does the cooking, cleaning and looking after the kids.
To which you barely contribute.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[girlsmiley]

Fucking Yoza!

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Scientists prove it really is a thin line between love and hate | The Independent
www.independent.co.uk › News › Science
28 Oct 2008 - Scientists prove it really is a thin line between love and hate. Love and hate are intimately linked within the human brain, according to a study that has discovered the biological basis for the two most intense emotions. ... "Like love, it is often seemingly irrational and can lead individual to heroic and evil deeds

is there study of the line between love and lust bro?

Stew

 

[Disgustipated]

You know why I despise you so much, Emerson? *snip #### rambles.

Scientists prove it really is a thin line between love and hate | The Independent
www.independent.co.uk › News › Science
28 Oct 2008 - Scientists prove it really is a thin line between love and hate. Love and hate are intimately linked within the human brain, according to a study that has discovered the biological basis for the two most intense emotions. ... "Like love, it is often seemingly irrational and can lead individual to heroic and evil deeds

The natural diss is always the funniest.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Disgustipated]

*I'll take you there*

http://i.imgur.com/PEAMQ6t.jpg?1

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[trysail]

"One could be forgiven for thinking that the reason climatology was invented was to make astrology appear respectable."




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[JohnnySavage]

...

...

Is today Marty Feldman Eyes Day

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm chesty as fuck.

 

[trysail]

It's fifty-fucking degrees out there and summer is at least seven months away. Goddamnit all to hell.

I guess I ought to test drive the recently-acquired thermal bicycling gear.


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[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Disgustipated]

Is today Marty Feldman Eyes Day

You should let Sean borrow one of your chins.

 

[trysail]

Only the infinite wisdom of the American people could possibly have chosen a William Jefferson Blythe (a/k/a Clinton) over George H. W. Bush in 1992.



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[Disgustipated]

Only the majestic genius of the American people could possibly have chosen a William Jefferson Blythe (a/k/a Clinton) over George H. W. Bush in 1996.

Why is that?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Salmon for breakfast. Because leftovers.

 

[Disgustipated]

Salmon for breakfast. Because leftovers.

Poached eggs?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Could the nation just unite and write in our next President? Please?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Poached eggs?

Just a room-temp filet that had been sitting in the sun on my desk for an hour.

 

[pete]

I'm chesty as fuck.

do tell?

 

[Disgustipated]

Just a room-temp filet that had been sitting in the sun on my desk for an hour.

Slather some Luk-warm mayo on that fucker!

 

[Fata Morgana]

do tell?

Phlegm.

 

[Disgustipated]

I'm a bit cunty today.