The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII: Free Speech and Boobies!!!!!

[silver gurl]

Fascinating!

Truly is. Tomorrow I am off to the city where Justin Trudeau lives. Never been.

 

[silver gurl]

she's gone, but at least i got to hear her voice one last time

Sorry Pete

 

[Noor]

she's gone, but at least i got to hear her voice one last time

sorry

 

[pete]

I'm sorry, man.

Sorry Pete

sorry

thanks y'all

grandmother, 91 yrs old

she was cool

 

[CleverCowardice]

It's sad how amused I am by my own sense of humor.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[phantom4533]

I may need ice in my wine tonight.

 

[pensivepoet]

Lot lizard?

Nope
Bartender
Just a friend, but I was hoping to add benefits.
Meh

 

[pensivepoet]

Next time a woman says she feels like some sausage at 3am, I must keep Denny's in mind.

She had ham
Maybe that was a tell.

 

[Lancecastor]

She had ham
Maybe that was a tell.

Flapjacks or waffles?

 

[Wings]

Nope
Bartender
Just a friend, but I was hoping to add benefits.
Meh

Okay, I was concerned for you for a moment.

 

[Lyricalli]

In honor of Le Tour's first climbing stage of this year's race I went up a little 4 mile hill. Alas, no one painted a penis in the road for my amusement.

You didn't give me enough notice.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Telling me how swamped you are while I do half your job is a great way to get punched in the throat.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Telling me how swamped you are while I do half your job is a great way to get punched in the throat.

If I told you how much free time I had while you did half my job what would that get me?

 

[pensivepoet]

Okay, I was concerned for you for a moment.

If lot lizards start turning me down, I'll hang up my spurs.

 

[Disgustipated]

If I told you how much free time I had while you did half my job what would that get me?

Unemployed and 10-20 in your case, most likely

 

[pensivepoet]

Flapjacks or waffles?

I don't think she went breakfast cuz I remember wild rice being on her plate.
But I always liked the word flapjack.
Makes me feel like a trail boss.

 

[Lancecastor]

I don't think she went breakfast cuz I remember wild rice being on her plate.
But I always liked the word flapjack.
Makes me feel like a trail boss.

Bartender chix....don't you find they're a waste of time?

 

[pensivepoet]

Bartender chix....don't you find they're a waste of time?

With me it's always been bartenders and waitresses.
I like em.
I married a bartender. She wasted 28 yrs of my life.

 

[phantom4533]

That reminds me of a song.

 

[pensivepoet]

That reminds me of a song.

Wasted days and wasted nights
~freddie fender

 

[AllyRose]

I still miss him.


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Watching him on Youtube is nice, but it's just not the same.

thanks y'all

grandmother, 91 yrs old

she was cool

They really are. I lost mine not too long ago.

 

[Lancecastor]

Wasted days and wasted nights
~freddie fender

Better days ahead!

Try a Nurse, maybe?

(Can't get a date?... Get a nurse!)

 

[Aphro]

There is a new, animated kid's movie coming out. It's about talking, sentient food. The stars are a bunch of hot dogs.

Name of the movie?

Ready for it?








Sausage Party.



http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9VoNgLnjzVg


I could not make it up if I tried.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]