The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII: Free Speech and Boobies!!!!!

[girlsmiley]

Little disappointed in the storm. Wind couldn't even take out the dangling branch from the last storm.

That's annoying.

"You had one job."

 

[gardenia19]

That's annoying.

"You had one job."

Right? There's a double rainbow now at least.

 

[Wings]

Just so happens I've got two of them.

You multitasker!!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Somebody monkey-punch that thread in the balls already.

Kill it until it's dead.

If you're talking about that shitty "your white wife wants black cock" one that keeps getting bumped by basics, I'll get the flamethrower ready.

 

[jezzilee]

Giraffes Rock!

 

[Mrtenant]

Tomorrow's too late. You wanna be in the poorhouse forever? Do it today, do it now.

 

[Miles Long]

Won't be long now.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Won't be long now.

Quit with the end of the world crap already! Sheesh!

 

[Wings]

"Is that you in your AV?"


Tha fuck? Who else would it be? I'm going with a young, skinny woman for my next fake AV. no, actually, no I will not.

 

[JohnnySavage]

For some reason, my newsfeed is flooded with shares of Joel Osteen's posts.

I really need a less bible thumpy friends list.

 

[Miles Long]

Quit with the end of the world crap already! Sheesh!

Repent, sinner!

 

[Emerson40]

Giraffes Rock!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0741763b58370aaea4ebc4123bd41eb/tumblr_mg2fwheVmJ1r4zr2vo1_r1_500.gif

 

[jezzilee]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0741763b58370aaea4ebc4123bd41eb/tumblr_mg2fwheVmJ1r4zr2vo1_r1_500.gif

I was licked by a giraffe today!!!

 

[Bookishleigh]

Repent, sinner!

Father, forgive me. My last confession was, um, never.....

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm feeling all muscle achey and joint stiffy tonight. I put all my symptoms in the WebMD computer and it thinks I have the Bubonic Plague. Or menopause.

 

[gardenia19]

I should not cook anymore.

 

[spacekowboy]

You multitasker!!

Up for a dping?

 

[girlsmiley]

Right? There's a double rainbow now at least.

Aww.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I seem to poop after about every two meals.

Is that a decent ratio?

 

[Aphro]

I'm feeling all muscle achey and joint stiffy tonight. I put all my symptoms in the WebMD computer and it thinks I have the Bubonic Plague. Or menopause.

Hot flashes, Johnny?

 

[Noor]

I was licked by a giraffe today!!!

Giraffes Rock!

Cool and yes, they do!

 

[Lyricalli]

Samosas are yummy, and if I knew where a samosa wagon was around here, I'd pay it a visit. When I was in CA, one of the vendors at the farmers' market sold samosas, and that was a required stop every week.

 

[yossi]

The Usual Suspects is on netflix. Yay!

 

[Aphro]

Samosas are yummy, and if I knew where a samosa wagon was around here, I'd pay it a visit. When I was in CA, one of the vendors at the farmers' market sold samosas, and that was a required stop every week.

Samosas are delish!

In our old neighborhood, the lady next door made them by the dozens for a local restauant East Indian grocery. They were incredible.

 

[spacekowboy]

Watching Bob Ross and eating cheesey poofs.


This is my life.