The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII: Free Speech and Boobies!!!!!

[lovetoread]

Pork roll, mayhaps.

taylor ham

 

[Disgustipated]

http://i.imgur.com/qh5wgIM.jpg

 

[yossi]

taylor ham

Taylor ham, egg, & cheese just has one too many syllables.

But we can fight it out after we enjoy breakfast.

 

[yossi]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/9855c3637daae0ccd194d58aab252cc7/tumblr_o8zy3y3ttf1re9iu9o1_1280.jpg

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Happy Fourth of July to all my friends at Literotica!

I was going to name them all, but then I couldn't think of one.

 

[Adre]

ITHACA, NY—In an ambitious attempt to revive a population long considered to be on the brink of extinction, scientists announced Friday they have slowly begun to reintroduce normal, well-adjusted human beings back into society.

According to officials at Cornell University, where for the past 18 years conservation researchers have operated an enclosed sanctuary for humans who are levelheaded and make it a habit to think before they speak, the endangered group is being cautiously reintegrated into select locations nationwide in hopes that they can reestablish permanent communities and one day thrive again.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Happy Fourth of July to all my friends at Literotica!

I was going to name them all, but then I couldn't think of one.

You always have me, Gimp.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Cinnamon toast for breakfast. Yummmmm.....

 

[GimpyIntellect]

You always have me, Gimp.

Thanks, EW!

I hope you and your family have a great holiday.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Thanks, EW!

I hope you and your family have a great holiday.

And the same to you and yours. Grilling out today? I think we're having the requisite hamburgers and potato salad. Homemade salsa with extra cilantro. Picked the tomatoes from the garden this morning.

 

[Saint Peter]

Who is Taylor?

 

[Jennifer]

ITHACA, NY—In an ambitious attempt to revive a population long considered to be on the brink of extinction, scientists announced Friday they have slowly begun to reintroduce normal, well-adjusted human beings back into society.

According to officials at Cornell University, where for the past 18 years conservation researchers have operated an enclosed sanctuary for humans who are levelheaded and make it a habit to think before they speak, the endangered group is being cautiously reintegrated into select locations nationwide in hopes that they can reestablish permanent communities and one day thrive again.

They won't last a week until they're begging to go back.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

And the same to you and yours. Grilling out today? I think we're having the requisite hamburgers and potato salad. Homemade salsa with extra cilantro. Picked the tomatoes from the garden this morning.

Yes!

Later this evening.

I would tell you what's on the menu, but I have no idea. It sounds like it will be difficult to top your gathering!

 

[Killswitch1]

Every time this commercial comes on TV I stop in my tracks. Girl looks a ton like my girl and IDK I just dig her. Exotic and sexy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlUVGrNj17o

 

[Saint Peter]

I fell down so here I lay
Got the workman's comp so everything's okay

Somebody else to put the sheetrock up
Somebody else from the working class

Somebody else to get up at dawn
Everybody else, you just kiss my ass

I'm just day to day guy, got no retirement plan
Working til my body gives out, a small town laborin' man
I got lucky this time with the right diamond joe
If this had happened last month, no compensation, no dough



Bottle Rockets
Lucky Break

 

[lovetoread]

ever clicked on a thread and outside of the OP every post on it is someone on ignore?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Yes!

Later this evening.

I would tell you what's on the menu, but I have no idea. It sounds like it will be difficult to top your gathering!

You can always hop on your private jet and come join us.

 

[Lancecastor]

ever clicked on a thread and outside of the OP every post on it is someone on ignore?

Nope; advertising your iggies is a game for you, Luk and the other grrls.

 

[Disgustipated]

Nope; advertising your iggies is a game for you, Luk and the other grrls.

Your obsession with Luk is noted. Ishtard and eeyore will be pleased with your efforts.

 

[lovetoread]

Your obsession with Luk is noted. Ishtard and eeyore will be pleased with your efforts.

how didja get so popular?

and also, why did you hide that you were luk, eh?

 

[Killswitch1]

Your obsession with Luk is noted. Ishtard and eeyore will be pleased with your efforts.

Ummm, you're talking about yourself in third person yo.

Just sayin.

 

[lovetoread]

no one told me there was man o man in penny dreadful

that dorian is sexy as hell, no one can resist him

 

[cleaver]

please leave any
unused lacerations
on the hooks by the door
before exiting the forum...

if you are not a total twat
remember:

the innuendos hang on the leftmost hook
the cutting remarks on hooks four and five
the total cyber-takedowns towards the right
and
the last hook is for your unused irl options

thank you for playing lit...

 

[yossi]

An orgasm is such a delightful way to transition from morning to afternoon.

Maybe another to mark the evening.

 

[Lancecastor]

Ummm, you're talking about yourself in third person yo.

Just sayin.

Psychotic split?