The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII: Free Speech and Boobies!!!!!

[Disgustipated]

Just look, just look at my African-American!

Drumpf said after telling us he wants to sound more presidential. I mean, that does sound like something Thomas Jefferson would say.

~Cobert

 

[phantom4533]

It's amazing how little work I can accomplish in the first couple hours in the office if I put my mind to it.

 

[trysail]

Another licence rejection! YAY!! I'm not cool enough to bag poop in California.

At this point I'm rather certain moving to California was the worst decision I've ever made.

I've never seen a state hate money making so god damn much.

I just can't win with these fuckers.

I cannot imagine living in that state. The regulations, massive government, bureaucracy and "political correctness" must make it all but indistinguishable from East Germany, Cuba or the Soviet Union.



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[ryan8558]

Love that book.

This one?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/The_Descent_by_Jeff_Long%2C_book_cover.jpg

I couldn't put it down.

 

[Aglaopheme]

My pussy is covered in diamonds.

Inconvenient for sex but so sparkly.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bd/31/1a/bd311a243fe484bed6fbda170f284d68.jpg

 

[Jennifer]

This one?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/The_Descent_by_Jeff_Long%2C_book_cover.jpg

I couldn't put it down.

Yes!! And I loved the sequel.

 

[ryan8558]

Yes!! And I loved the sequel.

I enjoyed the sequel too, but not as much as the first book. It was still interesting, but for me it didn't have the hold your breath suspense as The Descent.

 

[Emerson40]

I apologise for failing to meet your needs.

Wife of bath, i think mine is more fool's gold. Or maybe opal, I love opals. Oh, I cannot choose, mine is a big old mess of sparkle and old fossils.

Maybe petrified wood, that stuff is beautiful.

<Schmoopsie103>

Ya pyrite can't handle this heavy D.





Dafuq is pyrite?

</Schmoopsie103>

 

[sammyIammy]

My pussy is covered in diamonds.

Inconvenient for sex but so sparkly.

Begs a question

 

[phantom4533]

It's Sky King and his daughter, Penny!!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Yes!! And I loved the sequel.

Is it a different story to the film then?

 

[Que]

He's doing the whole, "I'm Alpha-as-FUCK, dammit!" thing entirely wrong.

It's quite sad, really.

 

[pointless]

It's Sky King and his daughter, Penny!!

holy shit you're old.

 

[phantom4533]

I keep telling you that.

 

[Wings]

I can't do a single thing right today.

 

[ryan8558]

holy shit you're old.

Hey now! I resemble that remark!

And there was Whirlybirds too. Saturday mornings were great!!

http://stumptownblogger.typepad.com/.a/6a010536b86d36970c0134853ca039970c-pi

 

[JohnnySavage]

I just ate wings.

 

[pete]

I just ate wings.

lucky bastard

 

[phantom4533]

I can't go to museums anymore because the guards keep trying to put me back in a display.

 

[phantom4533]

Without Broderick Crawford there would never have been CHiPs.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Sky King ? That was on the TV after Salty Brine and Major Mudd.

Does Eeyore poke his family jewels into crevices between rocks in caves ?
Perhaps a spider bite killed his beloved trouser pet. Would explain his hostility toward caves.

Rule #34

Someone is having sex with a sculpted stone statue's vagina, or stone arse. Owww

 

[Wings]

Well I didn't do that right either!

 

[Sean]

Paul Ryan has provided me with a couple of moments of entertainment: when Joe Biden eviscerated him in the debate and today when he called Trump a racist then said he was still going to support him.

 

[oggbashan]

...

Does Eeyore poke his family jewels into crevices between rocks in caves ?
Perhaps a spider bite killed his beloved trouser pet. Would explain his hostility toward caves.

Rule #34

Someone is having sex with a sculpted stone statue's vagina, or stone arse. Owww

That can go wrong:

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/2e3260306c15d0e0987817b450a01c7d

 

[thør]

My pussy is covered in diamonds.

Inconvenient for sex but so sparkly.

I'll wear shades.