The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[Killswitch1]

I should help a rookie win....

 

[spacekowboy]

All you have is this in your life, isn't it you worthless little cunt?

 

[Killswitch1]

All you have is this in your life, isn't it you worthless little cunt?

No. I have Deans Chocolate ice cream and some chocolate wafers too.

 

[neci]

I imagine we are thinking about the same ass. Gawddamn.

there's enough to go around. i swear.

 

[HarryHill]

*thinks: floppy pancreas, what the hell does that look like?*

 

[Aphro]

Almost there. Who's going to get it?

 

[Killswitch1]

Almost there. Who's going to get it?

Well. I have never lost. I am 3-0 in competition.

Just saying.

Place your bets.

 

[HarryHill]

even odds?

 

[spacekowboy]

Oh darn. You have a run in your pantyhose. Nail Polish will fix that.

 

[Disgustipated]

All you have is this in your life, isn't it you worthless little cunt?

And the tractor pull. Sixth place in the novice division 17 years running!

 

[cleaver]

wrongful
simply wrongful

 

[Killswitch1]

even odds?

On me? No. More like 1-5.

Think of it as a stakes horse vs 3000 dollar claimers.

 

[cleaver]

pulling monofiliment

 

[Killswitch1]

Oh darn. You have a run in your pantyhose. Nail Polish will fix that.

Why would you know that?

lol

 

[spacekowboy]

Participation award.

 

[pete]

haha yes! yes!

fuck you, uruguay!!

 

[HarryHill]

Pepsi time brb

 

[cleaver]

greasy bottomed well waters

 

[cleaver]

fried okra

 

[cleaver]

ministerial cycle

 

[Disgustipated]

Having eeyore banned twice in 30 minutes today was my 27th highest rated accomplishment of the day according to Garp.

 

[cleaver]

quadratic insensitivities

 

[Disgustipated]

The Lawnmower Man!

 

[Emerson40]

Weekends, Summer, Margaritas, and Titties.

 

[Disgustipated]

Whatever happened to Joey Buttafucko?