Saint Peter
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Cunts are bad for me.
The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina
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phantom4533
eh … fuck it.
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You should try bacon grease for a massage oil.
Sean
We'll see.
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That's the only way to cook it.
They left the bacon off of my sandwich last night, and the avacado was mush. I sent it back. I was really looking forward to room service and hockey.
Killswitch1
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I DID have a PM conversation someone who didn't know who I was, but it was kind and funny,
lol.....
pensivepoet
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Oh oh
KS1 is here for the countdown.
*calls bookie. Puts 100 on KS1*
KS1 is here for the countdown.
*calls bookie. Puts 100 on KS1*
butters
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HarryHill
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..sounds nice
i'm off for my bath, wash all this gardening debris away
I've decided when I win to change cotton candy to Guacamole and Bacon
RobDownSouth
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*nods*
Good choice. All the hawties go for a man with guacamole and bacon.
Keep a sharp eye on Lorilei though...she has the look of a "guac and run" sorta girl...
gotsnowgotslush
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tequila, lime, and pool toys
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If only it didn't leave behind the stains and streaks of its clots, I'd enjoy seeing that cockroach getting stomped every time it spawns oh so much more.
Maybe Mom and Dad should get a few cans of that good frogging cleanser and wipe down the furniture clean for realsies.
Maybe Mom and Dad should get a few cans of that good frogging cleanser and wipe down the furniture clean for realsies.
L
La damnee elle la licorne
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butters
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shame
it's still 3/4s blue here, but there's a grey haze coming in, filling in upwards from the house tops
today's been lovely and sunny though - i was gardening and go a little burnt where i wasn't expecting the warmth.ElizabethWest
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butters
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I agree with butters. That is a true shame. I love pictures of long grass.
pictures can't make you sneeze, and i'd hate to sneeze over elle's breasts!
L
La damnee elle la licorne
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Help!!!! I need an intervention.
I'm hooked.
On Pat LaFrieda beef....
You will be too if you place an order....
Be warned.
Opiods are for pussies.
http://shop.lafrieda.com/
I'm hooked.
On Pat LaFrieda beef....
You will be too if you place an order....
Be warned.
Opiods are for pussies.
http://shop.lafrieda.com/
neci
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it appears i can't iggy them fast enough.
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