The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIV: A Merry Killswitch and a Happy New Year!

[removed9556]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[removed9556]

 

[Fata Morgana]

One of my class asked to read Thomas Malory's Morte d'Arthur recently. I have a lovely Gothic type edition, in the original spelling, with woodcut illustrations by Ransome, I think. His first comment was 'Why couldn't they spell then?'

Did you backhand him to the floor?

 

[removed9556]

 

[Fata Morgana]

I salted his crops so nothing would grow for three years, razed his village to the ground, slaughtered the first-born of his tribe, and gave him a detention.

Standard response. First offence, and I didn't want to be too harsh.

Good man.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Fata Morgana]

I am leaning towards your marmalade cock-fighting for my first Lit story, by the way. Not sure anyone else has trumped that yet.

You are indeed, a god amongst men.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I have a headache, but I don't have work.

 

[cleaver]

does this mean the lost blurty gets a pop again?

(posted pre laurelization of this/the previous (23rd) blurtette)

ahhhh?

remember the gems in the 11th blurtette
and that spate of fun
in the 18th?

so much simpler and forgettable this way...

 

[MonaLittle]

My sleeping habits stink lately. Im getting big circles under my eyes.

 

[Brollyanna]

That is an awesome sweater.

I made you a matching nativity scene.

yw.

 

[Saint Peter]

space
the final front rear

 

[MonaLittle]

@SaintPeter -

Thank you for being an adult.

 

[MonaLittle]

My Sweet Duncan doesn't like the fact that it's pouring outside. He's been up for over an hour and won't go out to pee.

I don't like the fact that all of this precipitation is being wasted on Rain rather than Snow. Especially the week of Christmas.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Saint Peter]

*humps*

 

[Wings]

The cat is mad at me. I won't let her sleep on my boobs while I work. This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[MonaLittle]

The fire and the rose are one.

You speak in tongues.

 

[RobDownSouth]

My Sweet Duncan doesn't like the fact that it's pouring outside. He's been up for over an hour and won't go out to pee.

I don't like the fact that all of this precipitation is being wasted on Rain rather than Snow. Especially the week of Christmas.

How old is your son? Does he just not like indoor plumbing?

 

[removed9556]

 

[MonaLittle]

*humps*

I recognize that :hump:

The cat is mad at me. I won't let her sleep on my boobs while I work. This is why we can't have nice things.

Your pussy sounds demanding.

How old is your son? Does he just not like indoor plumbing?

Ha! My brother's used to pee outside all the time when they were young. Too busy to stop whatever they were doing and run into the house.

 

[Killswitch1]

Shout out to the delivery people and all the people that make Christmas happen.

Besides jesus and all those dudes...lol

 

[pointless]

so, i actually came back from the university a couple of days ago, but only just now are my feet starting to feel truly normal because holy shit is that hospital fucking gigantic. it took half an hour to smoke a cigarette.

if you made wise use of the elevators which wasn't always possible.

because they're slow and the place is full of people.

so... stairs.

on the plus side, the place is full of hot people. one of my father's nurse practitioners was goddamn gorgeous. like a younger, prettier version of lizzy caplan.

and yes, i mean that. sadly, i can't remember her name. she was just too damned pretty.

on a less shallow and silly plus side, i really have nothing yet. we are still waiting.

what the fuck else is new?

oh, i did like the neurosurgeon who cut him open. seriously, the dude's nice and he seems to have the patience of a saint. probably why dude's a professor, i guess. i don't know. i just know he's a lot more bearable then some shithead doctor's i have met.

 

[Killswitch1]

I was thinkin about you yesterday dude (no you cant have me ) I noticed you hadn't been around and was wondering how the old mans doin.