The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIV: A Merry Killswitch and a Happy New Year!

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.....instead I have a sick kiddo in my bed. :( Maybe I can escape for a bit after she falls asleep.
 
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I should have skipped the late afternoon latte. Thankfully I've nothing on my schedule until 3 tomorrow.
 
Daddy,
I am coming home to get married soon, so get out your check book. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know, I am in Australia, and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber.
My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.

Lots of love and thanks,
Your favorite daughter

Lilly








My Dear Lilly,

Like Wow! Really? Cool!
Whatever....., I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through Paypal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.

Love,

Dad
 
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