The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

[smoothg103rd]

Smooth, the day has only just begun. Unless you meant yesterday as it is after midnight and all.

Yeah,yesterday. I don't call it another day until I wake up. It's Sunday by the time, but I'm still in Saturday mode. And Saturday was boring as fuck.

 

[jezzilee]

Yeah,yesterday. I don't call it another day until I wake up. It's Sunday by the time, but I'm still in Saturday mode. And Saturday was boring as fuck.

Try my life for now! I can't even drive

 

[smoothg103rd]

Try my life for now! I can't even drive

What’s wrong?

 

[Disgustipated]

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Lowell Woman gets Permitted To Wear Spaghetti Strainer In Driver’s License Photo

 

[lovetoread]

I've been a member since before it became popular.

And why cant DL pics ever look good?

 

[Fata Morgana]

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Lowell Woman gets Permitted To Wear Spaghetti Strainer In Driver’s License Photo

I fucking hate this world at times.

 

[Disgustipated]

What?! That is probably the best pic she's ever taken.

 

[TwinkleStars]

If it doesn't deal with me, my environment or my family....I don't want to know about.
I have far more issues to deal with in my life. Carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders isn't going to do me or my family any favors.

Like anyone cares. I'm just another Lit troll......

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Have a nice day.

 

[Sean]

I fucking hate this world at times.

Actually, she's making a pretty valid point in a funny way.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I fucking hate this world at times.

Pfft....you should be so lucky to be Touched By His Noodly Appendage™

"Touched By His Noodly Appendage" is a registered trademark of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. All Rights Reserved.

 

[yossi]

Winter hasn't even started yet and I'm already sick of it. My living on a tropical island daydreams are in over drive.

 

[TwinkleStars]

No pink nipples??? Damn!

 

[removed9556]

 

[Sean]

When my ship comes in, I'm taking my favourite GBers here.

Maldives are pretty dodgy politically at the moment.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Sean]

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[lovetoread]

Winter hasn't even started yet and I'm already sick of it. My living on a tropical island daydreams are in over drive.

Take me with you!

 

[yossi]

When my ship comes in, I'm taking my favourite GBers here.

That looks heavenly.

I'm scrawling my name to the bottom of your invite list.

 

[removed9556]

 

[yossi]

Take me with you!

As if I'd have it any other way.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Sean]

I feel stupid for even asking, but..I assume this is a satire on what Carson said? Because, you know, Poe's Law and all that.

Not just Carson, Gingrich et al immediately chimed in with the same sort of thing after the Paris attacks. It's from a FB page called
Southern Baptists for Todd Kincannon 7 https://www.facebook.com/Southern-Baptists-for-Todd-Kincannon-7-1023021091066215/?fref=nf
It's hilarious, especially when morons don't realise it's a parody.

 

[removed9556]

 

[yossi]

It's engraved near the top.

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/yes_napoleon_dynamite.gif

 

[TwinkleStars]

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