The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

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post office person said 'just your birth certificate', despite me asking if having been married previously was an issue as to what documents to send

small print in booklet he say:

birth cert :tick:
decree absolute :tick:
marriage certificate :ffs gotta get a copy:
signed affidavit saying i use my maiden name for all purposes :another visit to a solicitor:

PLUS! they want the date and place my parents were married. like i have a clue!
Not sure what this is for but immigrating to Canada was a headache. Paperwork included all my parents info: marriage location/deceased dates etc.
Mine, I had to include dates for every address that I lived at. Really? I did not know the exact dates for some, so it was a guess.
FBI background check.
Finger printing.
Medical exam by a doctor stated.
 
Exactly, so he needs to learn. Little dog has lots of rat toys. When he makes particularly good kills he goes and gets all his rT toys and lays them out in a line, like he might his kills if they weren't removed from him. :eek:.

He's in full psycho mood tonight.
 
i picked up gjetost cheese the other day, and it is strangely delightful.
 
I love the flavor. Only offered during the winter, here.


But, it is not winter. :September rain:


Mugwai/

Born in Solano County in 1937, Doda was a 26-year-old cocktail waitress and piano-top go-go dancer in 1964 when, after some innovative surgery, she pioneered topless dancing at The Condor Club in North Beach.

Doda's silicone-injection enhanced breasts — cup size 44D, if you must know — became known as the "new Twin Peaks of San Francisco." By transforming her body and donning a "topless bikini," she also transformed adult entertainment.

"She blew up her breasts with emulsified silicone, the main ingredient in Silly Putty," as Tom Wolfe wrote in The Pump House Gang, "and became the greatest resource of the Sam Francisco tourist industry."



http://www.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2015/11/11/legendary-topless-dancer-carol-doda-dies




Gremlins will not leave my spellcheck unmolested. grrrrr
 
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I wish we could share like we once did. I wish we were friends like we once were. I wish I didn't feel so alone wishing this.
 
I would bake you cookies and steal you away for an afternoon of sweets and sex.
 
Well, since you're offering, I do like me some chocolate chip...

Oh.




Oooooooooh.

They are the Cadillac of cookies.

Chocolate chunk oatmeal with crispy edges and a soft/gooey middle, sprinkled on top with sea salt.

My mouth is watering. I'll need something to plug it.
 
Not sure what this is for but immigrating to Canada was a headache. Paperwork included all my parents info: marriage location/deceased dates etc.
Mine, I had to include dates for every address that I lived at. Really? I did not know the exact dates for some, so it was a guess.
FBI background check.
Finger printing.
Medical exam by a doctor stated.

this is just for my passport. first one i've ever had, or needed. :rolleyes:
calling the helpline tomorrow, to see if i can affidavit some of this stuff. goes back to 1917 for my dad, a baby born in germany and brought over to england before he was 1 as far as i know. 2 world wars later, there's gotta be a lot of missing/iffy documentation. i can hardly ask him. :rolleyes:
 
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