The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

[Aglaopheme]

I haven't had a sheet rip.

I keep considering buying some silk, but I'm not sure, becUse the cats sleep in the bed, and if cannot imagine their claws wouldn't ruin it rapidly, though they haven't ruined the silk pillowslips I bought for supposedly reducing onset of wrinkles. .

We'd have to have silk sheets / pillow slips with non silk every thing else, because, um.....the dog sometimes jumps on the bed through the night.

Elle

When we had cats we kept their nails trimmed. That kept down in the damage providing we remember to clip them regularly.

You would not want the um......dog the get injured sliding off the bed.

 

[Disgustipated]

While talking about sheets, may I also take opportunity to vent that one cannot buy sets with two flat sheets instead of wretched fitted sheet and top sheet. I do not have the knack of folding fitted sheets, I don't find they stay on the bed well, they offer no advantage to me. I like flat sheets. Bring back flat bottom sheets .

Elle.

http://www.realsimple.com/home-organizing/cleaning/laundry/fold-fitted-sheet

 

[Aglaopheme]

While talking about sheets, may I also take opportunity to vent that one cannot buy sets with two flat sheets instead of wretched fitted sheet and top sheet. I do not have the knack of folding fitted sheets, I don't find they stay on the bed well, they offer no advantage to me. I like flat sheets. Bring back flat bottom sheets .

Elle.

This would be ideal for our 3/4 and European queen sized beds as well.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Try sheets with Spectra fibers.

Or 86 the carbon.

And let 'em rip!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pete]

Well, I'll have neutral walls in the living room - probably some shade of grey. And the door opens into a sun porch which is beige at the moment. I like the jewel tones, and I think it'd give the place a nice pop.

go for it, its only paint.

make sure you get high gloss

 

[doctor_insanus]

I may have found my new Lit name.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I may have found my new Lit name.

I believe you are supposed to yell "Laurelle"!

 

[yossi]

I may have found my new Lit name.

You spelled "definitely" wrong.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

 

[Aglaopheme]

Ooooh if Laurel handing out new names I'd like to be Mrs Cocksure please?!?!

 

[Sunshine]

I hope he has a great day at his new school.

He did, thank you. I can breath now.

 

[pensivepoet]

Ooooh if Laurel handing out new names I'd like to be Mrs Cocksure please?!?!

Can I be Jack De'Thread, please?

 

[Bacigalupo]

For the love of Fata, pass it on.

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12239984_10153738141299914_6892825175316905075_n.jpg?oh=6bfbb68ca89dfbc4dab5edd4fc68884d&oe=56BEFF61

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[butters]

post office person said 'just your birth certificate', despite me asking if having been married previously was an issue as to what documents to send

small print in booklet he say:

birth cert :tick:
decree absolute :tick:
marriage certificate :ffs gotta get a copy:
signed affidavit saying i use my maiden name for all purposes :another visit to a solicitor:

PLUS! they want the date and place my parents were married. like i have a clue!

 

[Fata Morgana]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12239984_10153738141299914_6892825175316905075_n.jpg?oh=6bfbb68ca89dfbc4dab5edd4fc68884d&oe=56BEFF61

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HORRIBLE SHIT???

 

[Fata Morgana]

I may have found my new Lit name.

Krap Gas for short!

 

[pensivepoet]

*Waves*

Hi there, Elle
Making the bed?
*waves back*

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Kitten training visual aid.

Elle

I want him to grow up to be a spider killer.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[yossi]

Fata

http://i.imgur.com/t9a34Fe.png