The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

[bluemuse]

What's the question?

Nice to see you about.

One that I was afraid to ask.

Good to see you too.

 

[Jennifer]

Even a blind monkey gets it right now and then.

Twice a day like a broken clock?

 

[Killswitch1]

Per forum rules I am not allowed to divulge.

I can't believe how correct you are.

You said you'd save those forever.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Twice a day like a broken clock?

The sun shines on a dog's ass every now and then!

 

[Saint Peter]

"It does not look centered to me."

Fuck.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Tell 'em to stick it up their ass!

 

[thør]

"It does not look centered to me."

Fuck.

That's because it's not!

But it can be close enough for all practical purposes.

 

[thør]

One that I was afraid to ask.

Good to see you too.

I wish you the best.

One should never be afraid to ask a question.

 

[Jennifer]

"It does not look centered to me."

Fuck.

How does one know if her ass hook is centered? Do you have a guide?

 

[pointless]

Finally, if we raise $1 BILLION – stay with me on this one – we’re going to adopt a real live teenage boy and “Truman Show” him into believing he is the Pumaman!

fools. there can only be one pumaman.


and they already have nearly $670,000. i think they might just make it.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

My toes are freezing!

 

[Sean]

That's because it's not!

But it can be close enough for all practical purposes.

Engineers.

 

[yossi]

My toes are freezing!

Quick! Stick them in the nachos.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Quick! Stick them in the nachos.

1. That's gross.

2. Now I'm thinking about nachos some more. I wish I wasn't so lazy.

 

[yossi]

Nice to see you about.

Ditto.

 

[Jennifer]

You said you'd save those forever.

Your ashes? I chucked them into my compost pile. Don't fuck up my topsoil.

 

[thør]

Your ashes? I chucked them into my compost pile. Don't fuck up my topsoil.

Ashes work best in the outhouse.

 

[Jennifer]

Ashes work best in the outhouse.

I imagine KS1's work the best. Tried and true.

 

[thør]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/75bc321c0a8bc420ecd02f7b9f7aad97/tumblr_nxmn70WnKz1ryfvmwo1_540.jpg

I'd say keep farther than arm's reach from this one.

 

[Saint Peter]

How does one know if her ass hook is centered? Do you have a guide?

That's because it's not!

But it can be close enough for all practical purposes.

:calipers:

 

[Saint Peter]

Engineers.

Right?

 

[Jennifer]

:calipers:

Of course. You are a true ass hook artist.

 

[yossi]

The sweet potato burger was so small. And that's all the food I have in the house. Unless I want broccoli.

I want steak.

 

[Sean]

Dudes built a railgun.

http://nerdist.com/amateur-built-railgun-is-awesomely-frightening/

 

[doctor_insanus]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--cmtj9zdG--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/1505976235069228582.gif