The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

[RobDownSouth]

Dude, your father was banned for repeatedly bringing up sex with a minor.

In fairness to Grampa Ishmael, someone disagreed with him so he responded in the only way he knew how. That's what he does.

 

[neci]

i turned the corner, and bam! there he was. i quickly spun and went the other way. i have no idea as to why i did that, and now i feel silly. it keeps replaying in my mind. i felt like totally unprepared prey, just frolicking along and running into a wolf. the story i heard the next day made me melt. the coming up from behind and groping. my initial gut reaction probably saved me. still. fire burns, and i want to play.

 

[snugglestruggle]

i turned the corner, and bam! there he was. i quickly spun and went the other way. i have no idea as to why i did that, and now i feel silly. it keeps replaying in my mind. i felt like totally unprepared prey, just frolicking along and running into a wolf. the story i heard the next day made me melt. the coming up from behind and groping. my initial gut reaction probably saved me. still. fire burns, and i want to play.

I hear Pete had that effect on women's lol

 

[thør]

Thank you, Mr. Scott.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Ramen for lunch - adulting like a boss.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Dude, your father was banned for repeatedly bringing up sex with a minor.

Someone is in bad need of friends and a Facebook account, apparently.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpj6grFIe1qcaomb.gif

 

[yossi]

Another dead afternoon. But I'm looking hella fine in my dress.

 

[Adre]

Another dead afternoon. But I'm looking hella fine in my dress.

Things might pick up a little if you'd share.

 

[neci]

i want to chew your nipples, yossi.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Things might pick up a little if you'd share.

Seconded.

i want to chew your nipples, yossi.

SECONDED!

 

[yossi]

Things might pick up a little if you'd share.

I didn't think polka dots were your style, but you can borrow it if you'd like.

i want to chew your nipples, yossi.

Please. They've been begging for attention.

SECONDED!

One for each!

 

[Sunshine]

He spends the week fucking some other woman, then returns home to his darling girlfriend and pretends she's the only one.

 

[Disgustipated]

He spends the week fucking some other woman, then returns home to his darling girlfriend and pretends she's the only one.

Is this about BoyNextDoor or pete?

 

[TwinkleStars]

I don't want to chew them.....well, unless she wants me to. I just want to suck and play with them.....and lick food off of them.

 

[removed9556]

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://www.questionablecontent.net/comics/3084.png

 

[Lyricalli]

I am so bored of tepid baths. Fucking rental property.

Your valet doesn't prepare and properly heat your bath water?

I wasn't prepared for this level of disillusionment today.

 

[butters]

I am so bored of tepid baths. Fucking rental property.

a man can only take so much....

i feel your pain

 

[Aglaopheme]

I am so bored of tepid baths. Fucking rental property.

There are somethings I have a very low tolerance for. Tepid baths is one, being in the office with nothing to do is another. Come on webinar......

 

[IrezumiKiss]

There are somethings I have a very low tolerance for. Tepid baths is one, being in the office with nothing to do is another. Come on webinar......

I'm in the same boat, but instead of waiting for a webinar, I'm projecting on the multiple gin dranks and chili chorizo dogs with sauerkraut between toasted bread waiting for me at home in four hours.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm in the same boat, but instead of waiting for a webinar, I'm projecting on the multiple gin dranks and chili chorizo dogs with sauerkraut between toasted bread waiting for me at home in four hours.

I should take my laptop and get out of here instead of spinning in my chair reading the ramblings of morons. On my way home I should pick up some gin and limes and make gimlets when I get home. Yeppers good idea!

 

[removed9556]

 

[yossi]

Conspiracy theories give me a headache.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I haven't taken a bath since I was 12.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Is this about BoyNextDoor or pete?

It is most definitely not about me.

But thank you for caring.