The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Jennifer]

Well hi there.

You get more than a hello. I freaking love you.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You get more than a hello. I freaking love you.

I love you too, you luscious minx of moist Battenburg, you.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm trying, Burny Cunt!

Your trusty vulvas will help you! Where the fuck is Lori?

 

[spacekowboy]

Your trusty vulvas will help you! Where the fuck is Lori?

Not tied to my bed, unfortunately.

 

[Lyricalli]

Hello (almost) everyone!

 

[Lyricalli]

The power came back on. Now I get to have food that's hotter than room temperature. And lights. The lights are actually the best part.

 

[Brollyanna]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmmqy4TaIG1qdx8gy.gif

Ummm... How you doin'?

Pretty good!

Out of the blue you say this ? Really ? TMI !!

I think I'm going to have to change my byline here.

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people; really really small minds discuss boobs.

Not so much TMI as TFI.*


*Total Fantasy Information


Also, boobs

 

[Lyricalli]

Out of the blue you say this ? Really ? TMI !!

It's a blurt thread. Out of the blue is kind of the point.

 

[Wings]

What is up with the new chatty twat? Give it a rest, chatty twat.

 

[Fata Morgana]

What is up with the new chatty twat? Give it a rest, chatty twat.

Sorry I'm over excited tonight. I'll try and dial it down a notch.

 

[cleaver]

the fuck?

 

[Wings]

Sorry I'm over excited tonight. I'll try and dial it down a notch.

I love it when your twat chats.

 

[Fata Morgana]

the fuck?

Smooth?

 

[Brollyanna]

It's a blurt thread. Out of the blue is kind of the point.

Also (to nymph28591059) do you think that the person who coined "bad luck comes in threes" ever tried a threesome? Well, do you?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

What is up with the new chatty twat? Give it a rest, chatty twat.

It's.... Interesting. In a strange and annoying way.

Sorry I'm over excited tonight. I'll try and dial it down a notch.

Dial it up a notch, please.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I love it when your twat chats.

I've been out of control today. I found chicken in my bra earlier. God I'm one sexy bitch.

 

[spacekowboy]

Pretty good!

That's what I like to hear.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Sorry I'm over excited tonight. I'll try and dial it down a notch.

To be fair, you're gonna get a new pussy very soon.

Getting new pussy makes (nearly) everybody excited.

 

[spacekowboy]

I've been out of control today. I found chicken in my bra earlier. God I'm one sexy bitch.

Inviting someone over for dinner and a drink?

 

[Fata Morgana]

To be fair, you're gonna get a new pussy very soon.

Getting new pussy makes (nearly) everybody excited.

That's what's done it. And I break up for a fortnight next week. And that last fetus smoothie had some fucking kick to it.

 

[Lyricalli]

I've been out of control today. I found chicken in my bra earlier. God I'm one sexy bitch.

Don't you just love finding those little unexpected snacks?

 

[spacekowboy]

To be fair, you're gonna get a new pussy very soon.

Getting new pussy makes (nearly) everybody excited.

That's no bullshit right there.

 

[nymph817]

It's a blurt thread. Out of the blue is kind of the point.

http://www.writerscafe.org/uploads/rte/4b03314f7b941ef34b0ec66706be1f8b.png

It's not the content, it's the source.

PRIVATE MESSAGES are just that, they are private, secret, between you and your private messager. We don't need to know these things !

 

[cleaver]

Smooth?

no...
indeed.

simply watching the cookware...

 

[Fata Morgana]

Don't you just love finding those little unexpected snacks?

God yes. It had cat hair and drool on it but I popped it in me gob like the trooper I am.