The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Jennifer]

all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are square.

Excellent.

 

[pointless]

here: allow wikipedia to educate you on the wonderful art of pussy grinding.

 

[yossi]

I need a nap, but I have a lot to accomplish. Drywall has to come down, the bathroom needs scrubbed, I could do with a leg shave. I need a couple extra arms or tentacles.

 

[pointless]

just start a fire in your house while wearing shorts. three birds with one stone.

 

[yossi]

I've actually decided I'm road tripping it out to Michigan with my Marx Brothers DVDs to crash at your place, and escape from it all. It'll save me some burns.

 

[lovetoread]

here: allow wikipedia to educate you on the wonderful art of pussy grinding.

Geez, the things I didnt know.

But it did have a link to this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot

Which I did surprisingly know much more about.

 

[pointless]

good idea. while you're here you can tear out all this shitty plaster.

 

[yossi]

good idea. while you're here you can tear out all this shitty plaster.

Fucker. You had better have plenty of pistachio ice cream.

 

[pointless]

Geez, the things I didnt know.

But it did have a link to this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot

Which I did surprisingly know much more about.

yeah, that one i don't get. penises are for poking stuff and you got a butthole right there, so... do that.

 

[pointless]

Fucker. You had better have plenty of pistachio ice cream.

you've just opened a wound. stupid walmart stopped carrying the cheap pistachio ice cream i have grown to love. i think they hate me. i can't even find fucking spumoni anymore in this shithole. i may have to take my own advice and start burning stuff.

 

[Sean]

just start a fire in your house while wearing shorts. three birds with one stone.

Drywall doesn't burn. It's actually rated as a fire retardant.

 

[pointless]

Drywall doesn't burn. It's actually rated as a fire retardant.

shut up. it'd still be fun.

 

[yossi]

you've just opened a wound. stupid walmart stopped carrying the cheap pistachio ice cream i have grown to love. i think they hate me. i can't even find fucking spumoni anymore in this shithole. i may have to take my own advice and start burning stuff.

Noooooooo. I'm sorry, dude. That's sucky.

 

[pointless]

Noooooooo. I'm sorry, dude. That's sucky.

it's okay. i will survive this.

 

[CleverCowardice]

No pants and a screwdriver in hand. The weekend has begun.

 

[yossi]

No pants and a screwdriver in hand. The weekend has begun.

Phillips or flat head? I guess it could also be a penis euphemism or alcoholic beverage.

 

[DesEsseintes]

No pants and a screwdriver in hand. The weekend has begun.

That sounds like the beginning of a screwball comedy.

 

[pointless]

it's not really the weekend without some genital on genital action.

 

[yossi]

Gentlemen, commence the penis rubbing.

 

[CleverCowardice]

That sounds like the beginning of a screwball comedy.

If only Rodney Dangerfield were still alive...

 

[pointless]

bring me my astroglide!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Gentlemen, commence the penis rubbing.

Who is to be the first head to head in this members only contest?

 

[yossi]

My favorite Dangerfield movie is Rover Dangerfield.

 

[yossi]

Who is to be the first head to head in this members only contest?

Battle o' the Brits. Sean and Des.

LTR will be pleased.

 

[lovetoread]

I am very pleased!