The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[Spins]

And this is why I approve of hitting people square in the face

 

[yossi]

Pow! Right in the kisser!

 

[doctor_insanus]

That's really sweet of you to post those for her, Doctor. http://www.abandonia.com/vbullet/images/smilies/generic/blush

I'm a sweet guy!

 

[Jennifer]

I'm a sweet guy!

Damn. I had hoped you were a very bad man.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I wish I knew how to play a musical instrument.

 

[Spins]

People who put glitter on wedding invitations should be hung.

Then shot.

Fucking glitter!

 

[Jennifer]

I wish I knew how to play a musical instrument.

I can give you skin flute lessons.

 

[JohnnySavage]

People who put glitter on wedding invitations should be hung.

Then shot.

Fucking glitter!

I'll keep that in mind.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I can give you skin flute lessons.

make this face: so I can see your qualifications

 

[nymph817]

People who put glitter on wedding invitations should be hung.

Then shot.

Fucking glitter!

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr07/22/14/anigif_enhanced-6394-1400781989-11.gif

But glitter isso pretty !
Rose sends me mail with glitter on them all the time.

 

[parodyluvr75]

So damn many of them, it's like playing:

http://dawnsdavies.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/whack-a-mole1.jpg

 

[Spins]

It is fucking every where. You know how hard to clean up that shit is?

No way I'm sending any gift now fucker!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Damn. I had hoped you were a very bad man.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhlnpxuCiO1qc1448o1_500.gif

 

[Lyricalli]

It is fucking every where. You know how hard to clean up that shit is?

No way I'm sending any gift now fucker!

Send a gift. Put glitter in the packaging.

 

[Jennifer]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhlnpxuCiO1qc1448o1_500.gif

so much better.

 

[lovetoread]

I am hoping there isnt a limit to the ignore list.

 

[nymph817]

I wish I knew how to play a musical instrument.

http://s1.5dqy.com/images/avatar//2015/3/14/9a062b63bc6031e1b52301827d9b27ff.jpg?1426305178556


Would you be interested in learning piano ? There's a real easy technique you can use that I did when I started.

 

[JohnnySavage]

http://s1.5dqy.com/images/avatar//2015/3/14/9a062b63bc6031e1b52301827d9b27ff.jpg?1426305178556


Would you be interested in learning piano ? There's a real easy technique you can use that I did when I started.

Dude, I can't even play the radio

 

[nymph817]

Dude, I can't even play the radio

Well that's perfect !

OK, first find a piano. Get PERMISSION to play it. Make sure it's a real piano and not an electric one.

Now, have a seat. Take your right foot and push down all the way on the far right pedal that is in front of where you are seated near the ground.

Hold it down. Now 'trickle' your fingers across going up and down pressing solely on the BLACK keys. You can't go wrong here.

Instant music !

I write more advanced stuff today, but that's how I got started initially back in college.

Hope This Helps !

 

[Jennifer]

Well that's perfect !

OK, first find a piano. Get PERMISSION to play it. Make sure it's a real piano and not an electric one.

Now, have a seat. Take your right foot and push down all the way on the far right pedal that is in front of where you are seated near the ground.

Hold it down. Now 'trickle' your fingers across going up and down pressing solely on the BLACK keys. You can't go wrong here.

Instant music !

I write more advanced stuff today, but that's how I got started initially back in college.

Hope This Helps !

Something tells me that you are a bit thick, Sir. And not in the cock.

 

[spacekowboy]

I could do without that cunt on the planet.





Eta: I could do without a great deal of the cunts on this planet, actually.

 

[nymph817]

Something tells me that you are a bit thick, Sir. And not in the cock.

https://tobiichi.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/vlc-2014-01-08-01-38-17-64.png?w=220&h=126&crop=1

Sorry, I can't insult everyone all the time. I leave that for others to do.

 

[Aphro]

No thread is complete until Lady Funk comes to lecture us on the evils of chubby people.

 

[Mr Noone]

Something tells me that you are a bit thick, Sir. And not in the cock.

Be nice. It's trysail's brother.

 

[spacekowboy]

No thread is complete until Lady Funk comes to lecture us on the evils of chubby people.

See above.