The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[Spins]

Sure.

The prude says, "Big, Black Cock" and we all roll on the floor.

Someone plays, "Brown People" and we laugh uncomfortably.

Smegma is produced and several folks ask, "What is that?"

Ho ho ho. Such fun.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

It can be quite fun.

So much fun! I nearly peed myself laughing last time I played!

 

[thør]

Sure.

The prude says, "Big, Black Cock" and we all roll on the floor.

Someone plays, "Brown People" and we laugh uncomfortably.

Smegma is produced and several folks ask, "What is that?"

Ho ho ho. Such fun.

Why bother?

 

[Spins]

An excellent question my fine, frozen friend.

With so many other ways to spend game time why do we choose such an inane time waste?

I am perplexed. Perplexed!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Also a blast: Head Bandz!

 

[Spins]

Side note: I enjoy that Days of Thunder is the first movie under Romantic Movies in my netflix list.

Rubbin' is racin'

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I will be content with inane time wasters while laughing and enjoying goofing off with my friends.

 

[Spins]

How dare you have individual thoughts and likes!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Also a blast: Head Bandz!

So fun and family friends. I've yet to play cards of humanity.

 

[yossi]

I've never heard of Head Bandz, but I do love CAH.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I've never heard of Head Bandz, but I do love CAH.

Players wear a head band with a word displayed and ask questions to try to guess their word. Simple, but gets hilarious quickly (especially while drinking).

 

[Jennifer]

Is there anything that alcohol doesn't make better?

(Other than pregnancy)

 

[Lord Pmann]

Is there anything that alcohol doesn't make better?

(Other than pregnancy)

Paper cuts
Driving
Being on fire
Liver disease

 

[ElasticMermaid]

I was going to say antibiotics. But I don't know if that's really true. Because I've always drank while taking them and haven't died of strep yet.

 

[Jennifer]

Paper cuts
Driving
Being on fire
Liver disease

You obviously aren't abusing it correctly, jackass. (whom I love)

If I am sufficiently wasted than driving is more fun and being on fire and liver disease suck less.

Stop splitting hairs!

 

[Lord Pmann]

You obviously aren't abusing it correctly, jackass. (whom I love)

If I am sufficiently wasted than driving is more fun and being on fire and liver disease suck less.

Stop splitting hairs!

Driving with alcohol makes it fun, except for those "obstacles" (pedestrians). Alcohol does not help being on fire.

Jackass is a term of endearment for sure.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Driving with alcohol makes it fun, except for those "obstacles" (pedestrians). Alcohol does not help being on fire.

Jackass is a term of endearment for sure.

It would make you burn quicker. Shorten the pain.

 

[Spins]

Sleeping

 

[Lord Pmann]

It would make you burn quicker. Shorten the pain.

Well you're assuming you're completely on fire. That's a morbid thought, mermaid. I just figured an arm or something was on fire.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Well you're assuming you're completely on fire. That's a morbid thought, mermaid. I just figured an arm or something was on fire.

You didn't specify. I'm a generalist.

 

[Jennifer]

It would make you burn quicker. Shorten the pain.

Yes! This is what I'm talking about.

Well you're assuming you're completely on fire. That's a morbid thought, mermaid. I just figured an arm or something was on fire.

Umm. Yes, that never, ever happens. Fire spreads faster than my legs on a date.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You didn't specify. I'm a generalist.

I'm privileged, so I lean to the side of optimism.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Umm. Yes, that never, ever happens. Fire spreads faster than my legs on a date.

Your leg spreading on a date (conjugal visit) > speed of light

#PhysicsBreakthrough

 

[ElasticMermaid]

I'm privileged, so I lean to the side of optimism.

Your skin probably wouldn't even burn. Your parents probably had you fitted with thermal protection from birth.

 

[bluebell]

-unrelated to above-

Fucking fuck. Really?
I'm going to eat a brownie and pretend that's not a thing.