The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[Mr Noone]

Just got my husband the coolest birthday present, a 1st edition (1920) Architectual Woodwork book. It's really a gorgeous book.

Nice!

I was up at five this morning.

 

[Wings]

5 am is the witching hour for me. Ick. I hope it was worth it.

 

[Laurel]

That's awesome! Happy Birthday to him.

 

[Wings]

He's going to be super happy about it.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Just got my husband the coolest birthday present, a 1st edition (1920) Architectual Woodwork book. It's really a gorgeous book.

Now I feel bad. I forgot to get him anything, again.

 

[Wings]

Now I feel bad. I forgot to get him anything, again.

Dammit Des, it's not every day a man turns 28. Wait...

 

[DesEsseintes]

Dammit Des, it's not every day a man turns 28. Wait...

My 28th birthday photos are in black and white.

 

[Wings]

My 28th birthday photos are in black and white.

Pfffft, mine are tintype!

 

[Noor]

Pfffft, mine are tintype!

That is nothing mine are Daguerreotypes

 

[Adre]

That is nothing mine are Daguerreotypes

Mine are cave drawings.

 

[silver gurl]

Boston pizzas I loved, I doubt the places are still there.
The European in the North End
Pizza Regina in Cambridge
I don't remember any more. Back in those days I ate pizza and chinese, it was the cheapest.

Pizza Regina is still there. At least one location in the North End. There are lines everyday to get in.
I miss Boston pizza. Don't really like Montreal pizza.

 

[phantom4533]

Today is a special day. The 23 yr. old dot-matrix printer is being retired to the dumpster. I will now be able to actually hear what a customer is saying on the phone while I am printing to the newer laser printer.

That is assuming I have my hearing aids in, which I am more likely to wear since I will never have to hear that fucking clackety-clack again!!

 

[Noor]

Survived the pizza bites incidents. The pain has decreased, got a bit of sleep, not quite as swollen, and no er visit!.

 

[Noor]

Today is a special day. The 23 yr. old dot-matrix printer is being retired to the dumpster. I will now be able to actually hear what a customer is saying on the phone while I am printing to the newer laser printer.

That is assuming I have my hearing aids in, which I am more likely to wear since I will never have to hear that fucking clackety-clack again!!

You don't have electronic recycling? It's free in Minnesota at Best Buy.

 

[phantom4533]

As an added bonus, I now have 2/3's of a box of note paper that I will have to strip of all the perforations along the sides.

 

[phantom4533]

Our recycler closed. I could bring it to the local landfill but they charge for that and I'm basically cheap. The dumpster is the most suitable place for it to be deposited.

 

[yossi]

I saw this tumblr post that encourages people to change the word "wand" in any Harry Potter sentence to "dick" and I've been reading through the first book, cackling at the results.

 

[thør]

Pfffft, mine are tintype!

Mine are scratched on the cave walls.

 

[pointless]

I saw this tumblr post that encourages people to change the word "wand" in any Harry Potter sentence to "dick" and I've been reading through the first book, cackling at the results.

just because you can use magic now doesn't mean you have to whip your wands out for every little thing!

basically, it's unnecessary.

 

[Noor]

As an added bonus, I now have 2/3's of a box of note paper that I will have to strip of all the perforations along the sides.

No save it! THe pinfeed stuff is great for sewing and smocking

 

[yossi]

just because you can use magic now doesn't mean you have to whip your dicks out for every little thing!

basically, it's unnecessary.

But, oh so funny!

 

[phantom4533]

I much prefer eating the THC-laced candybars to smocking my weed now. It's easier on my throat and lungs.

 

[yossi]

My sister told me to stop texting her HP dick quotes.

 

[OjosMojo]

test.

 

[phantom4533]

My sister told me to stop texting her HP dick quotes.

But you won't.