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The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past
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lovetoread
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Best antidrug message evah.
pointless
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with coke? it makes you feel like you're made of awesomeness, energy and a strong desire to do lots and lots of coke. also, it makes your face numb and sex feel way the fuck better. sadly, it also makes you hang out with scummy douchebags and it fucks up your nose, but what can you do?
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Sign #749 I live too damn close to my parents; I crossed paths with my mom this morning on our respective walks and had a 10 minute conversation about how nice it is to live so close to each other.
pointless
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my sister and her husband live right next door to his mother. he actually pumps her gas for her because she can't do it. that last bit is added simply because i find that fact pathetic and i kinda hate that bitch.
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My uncle who chose pills over coke once said in his awesomely gravely voice, "Luk, the thing about coke is one is too many and a thousand ain't enough."
I never hung with the scummy crowd, it was just my normal group of friends that decided we'd get bored a few times a year and fly off the handle for a weekend.
pointless
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i remember one morning where i spent a good half hour running a razor over the desk that we'd been cutting lines on the night before simply because i wanted/needed more.
and i got it. a good lines worth. lesson here: don't cut your lines on a fucking desk. that fucker will eat it all up.
and i got it. a good lines worth. lesson here: don't cut your lines on a fucking desk. that fucker will eat it all up.
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Desks are notorious vacuums.
pointless
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the other day i had to listen to some silly kid get excited about how keira knightley never ages. keira is only thirty damned years old. this is why i want to slap people younger than twenty five.
also, i have no idea why this even popped into my head right now, but there you go. stupid kids.
keira is pretty, though. and she has cute, little boobs.
also, i have no idea why this even popped into my head right now, but there you go. stupid kids.
keira is pretty, though. and she has cute, little boobs.
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She was at the Kate Bush gig the night I was.
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No but her husband was being a dick about showing ID for tickets.
JohnnySavage
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I have a really good pot of coffee this morning.
parodyluvr75
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I need some, give mea cup?
JohnnySavage
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It's like this is the Savage B&B
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Oy vey. I have to pay my bills, property taxes and estimated taxes.
Easy come easy go I reckon.
Easy come easy go I reckon.
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Especially since it's lunch time. Barbarians.
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