The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[DesEsseintes]

That's how I snow ski - except its more scotch and sitting by the fire in the lodge.

A sort of avant-ski. I approve entirely.

Do you prefer the 19th hole, too?

 

[JohnnySavage]

A sort of avant-ski. I approve entirely.

Do you prefer the 19th hole, too?

Of course, except on my home course it's called The Sand Trap.

 

[MonaLittle]

People who spew utter bullshit, all in the name of getting attn, well, I have such pity for them.

 

[thør]

People who spew utter bullshit, all in the name of getting attn, well, I have such pity for them.

I apologize for that.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I apologize for that.

About time for fuck sake.

 

[MonaLittle]

I apologize for that.

lol... Not you. You know how to socialize without having to "try so hard."

 

[MonaLittle]

About time for fuck sake.

You stay out of this, sweet cheeks.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You stay out of this, sweet cheeks.

You & me have a cobbler with our name on it in yonder thread.

 

[yossi]

Stuffed Green Peppers for dinner - beef, Italian sausage, garlic, homemade marinara sauce, cayenne & Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese.

Yummy. My house smells amazing.

I already ate, but I'll trade you some cobbler for a pepper.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Of course, except on my home course it's called The Sand Trap.

You have a golf course in your home? Chez Savage must be quite a place.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I want to wear Grace Kelly's blue gown, take Yossi's cobbler and go get smashed in the Titty Twister with her and Mona.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

People who spew utter bullshit, all in the name of getting attn, well, I have such pity for them.

Sounds like you need some Molly juice, bbygirl.

 

[yossi]

I want to wear Grace Kelly's blue gown, take Yossi's cobbler and go get smashed in the Titty Twister with her and Mona.

What's the titty twister? I'm scared and aroused. Scaroused.

 

[spacekowboy]

What's the titty twister? I'm scared and aroused. Scaroused.

Most of the porn in my collection involves this very emotion.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Most of the porn in my collection involved this very emotion.

Somebody should make a Lit community shared DropBox account and have everyone put porn clips in it from their personal collections for all to enjoy.

All sorts of porn.

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/27800000/Grinch-Smile-GIF-the-grinch-27844611-500-363.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

What's the titty twister? I'm scared and aroused. Scaroused.

The bar in From Dusk Til Dawn.

 

[yossi]

The bar in From Dusk Til Dawn.

Now I'm definitely scaroused.

 

[spacekowboy]

The bar in From Dusk Til Dawn.

I want to drink whiskey from Salma Hayek's leg.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

What's the titty twister? I'm scared and aroused. Scaroused.

Great word!

 

[MonaLittle]

I Love Salma's accent.

 

[MonaLittle]

I already ate, but I'll trade you some cobbler for a pepper.

I'll take a raincheck please.

Sounds like you need some Molly juice, bbygirl.

Ha! Whats-his-face's drug of choice.

 

[Jennifer]

The bar in From Dusk Til Dawn.

Another one of my favorite movies.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I want to drink whiskey from Salma Hayek's leg.

I could re-enact that scene for you. But substitute the python and whiskey for a whippet and a mug of tea. Seeing as it's a school night.

 

[pink]

My feet are thawing out and they literally hurt. ouchie

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/https3A2F2F33.media.tumblr.com2F538a66ea5be7c1c88ebc03ac407f59e22Ftumblr_nu2qd93VvQ1ti5nego1_250_zpss7jy75b8.gif