Lyricalli
Strange Little Bug
- Joined
- Jul 1, 2014
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If I had a penne for every time I heard that...
Someone's feeling saucy...
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If I had a penne for every time I heard that...
Thank you!I like you more all the time.![]()
Punny.If I had a penne for every time I heard that...
Someone's feeling saucy...
I am full of champagne and caviar. It's a hard life.
I am full of strip steak and risotto.
Thank The Lord and his noodly appendage.
If I had a penne for every time I heard that...
Someone's feeling saucy...
Think I'll open a tin of soup...
What kind? Is there enough to share? I'm hungry!
Progresso Italian wedding. I'll save you some.

FFS! Is there a single person alive who isn't trying to fuck with me today?
We should work out a better schedule.
To evenly distribute the efforts of those fucking with me.
Especially as I'm working towards zero fucks to give.
I am not full of those. In fact, I am empty of those.
I am alive and I am not trying to fuck with you, so the answer is yes.
Do you need any help?

Lovely. I like meatballs in soup. That was a good idea.