The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[Mr Noone]

...This was my grandmother's goat.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/irishpuck.jpg

We had a family story about Granny Kelly's goat, which ate the laundry off the line in Hoboken in like 1910.

...http://kybele.psych.cornell.edu/~edelman/Psych-2140/goats-do-roam.jpg

It tastes good, but I just love the name. It's cool.

Côte du Rhône? Imagine creating an entire company based on a bad pun.

Lucky swine. I only go about 14 minutes.

Don't be mad.

 

[Jennifer]

WE SHALL MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

I'm applying for a passport on Monday.

 

[Spins]

Uh...no?

 

[Jennifer]

Don't be mad.

Grab a 2x4 and start pounding then.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Uh...no?

Aah praps you never saw my spaghetti thread.

 

[Spins]

Who wouldn't want to see something like that?

Some might go gaga

 

[DesEsseintes]

Aah praps you never saw my spaghetti thread.

I've only been away a week or so and there are already so many loose ends.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've only been away a week or so and there are already so many loose ends.

More fiber.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've only been away a week or so and there are already so many loose ends.

Oh god you must check it out. It's full of culture and shit.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I've only been away a week or so and there are already so many loose ends.

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/912/MI0001912832.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

One of the best things that ever came outta your realm, innit.

 

[Killswitch1]

For Sherrifs Deputy Goforth

http://deskofbrian.com/wp-content/uploads/man-being-strapped-into-electric-chair.jpg

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11870725_1012166022169236_7228101947485120805_n.jpg?oh=f3721d5af47f01712cb4e0cc57708500&oe=563A4309

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Boomslanger predicted his death would be today and it was? Seems legit.

 

[spacekowboy]

Boomslanger predicted his death would be today and it was? Seems legit.

One can only hope.

 

[1HF]

We heard the ice cream truck and ran outside, only to see him turn down a street. After a minute of thinking, we decided to chase him down in the car so we could get ice cream. We drove around for several minutes unable to find him. We decided that he must be a magician and had disappeared. We didn't want to go home so decided to drive to the market up the road.. Forgetting we didn't have shoes on. So I stuck my head in and explained, the guy let us in and we got yummy ice cream. On the way home who did we see? The ice cream man.

 

[Spins]

Adventure!

 

[Lyricalli]

There is so much that doesn't make any fucking sense right now, and I'm tired of the ache.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Soames had to be taught...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/b6a3c9c619c47438207e43d7fb573345/tumblr_nt053wJPDn1shiv3ro1_400.png

http://40.media.tumblr.com/4ebb9d699e2f017b877ce146f4b225fc/tumblr_nt053wJPDn1shiv3ro2_400.png

 

[phrodeau]

Somebody needs to report this thread and start the Isolated XX. We're way over the weight limit.

 

[Spins]

Maybe we can break the server with the weight.

 

[Sunshine]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11870725_1012166022169236_7228101947485120805_n.jpg?oh=f3721d5af47f01712cb4e0cc57708500&oe=563A4309

This is sadly spot on. I've had to hide three FB friends because of it. It's such a relief to not see that shit every day.

 

[MonaLittle]

We heard the ice cream truck and ran outside, only to see him turn down a street. After a minute of thinking, we decided to chase him down in the car so we could get ice cream. We drove around for several minutes unable to find him. We decided that he must be a magician and had disappeared. We didn't want to go home so decided to drive to the market up the road.. Forgetting we didn't have shoes on. So I stuck my head in and explained, the guy let us in and we got yummy ice cream. On the way home who did we see? The ice cream man.

You're a good Mama.

 

[Spins]

A happy, fun, charming, smiley people person

 

[MonaLittle]

Where? *looks around*