The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[Fata Morgana]

I don't think she named him to be honest. Or if she did my mum can't remember. That pic is nearly 90 years old.

 

[Disgustipated]

Great... Theismann is calling the game. Every other play we'll have to hear about how great he was... 30 fracking years ago.

Was "frack" the technical term for his leg being put on backwards?

 

[yossi]

I love goats.

I love goat cheese. I'd have several around just for that.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I love goat cheese. I'd have several around just for that.

Ooh yes, gorgeous.

 

[1HF]

I've always had a fondness for pigs. Goats can be cute but they mostly creep me out with their crazy eyes.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I may have just figured out how to save the farm while not giving up my current residence. We shall see shortly.


I really didn't want to move again so soon.

You put too much work into that backyard and it's super fresh. I hope you can work this to your favor! Will keep my cups* raised for you.

*actually more like mason jars at the moment

Horrible cunt.

This was my grandmother's goat.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/irishpuck.jpg

He looks like the Lord of Goats.

speaking of goats, this was my former roommate's favorite wine brand:

http://kybele.psych.cornell.edu/~edelman/Psych-2140/goats-do-roam.jpg

It tastes good, but I just love the name. It's cool.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've always had a fondness for pigs. Goats can be cute but they mostly creep me out with their crazy eyes.

Pigs orgasm for twenty minutes.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I shoulda gotten some ice cream when I was out earlier.

 

[Spins]

People should adore me

 

[1HF]

I do.

And 20 mins? Jesus.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Hard to understand how America ruins goat cheese.
It should be light, tangy, and delicious.
They transform it into wet chalk paste.
It is a mystery.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Pigs orgasm for twenty minutes.

That's why good bacon tastes of pure sex.

And the best bacon tastes of impure sex.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Does't look like Spins is going to bring me Chinese. I would have settled for a pizza, but I don't think that's happening either.

 

[Spins]

You didn't ask properly

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm not taking my shirt off

 

[Jennifer]

Pigs orgasm for twenty minutes.

Lucky swine. I only go about 14 minutes.

 

[Fata Morgana]

That's why good bacon tastes of pure sex.

And the best bacon tastes of impure sex.

Bejesus, you are quite right there. They are still excited when they hit the fat. I've often heard my sausages squealing.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Lucky swine. I only go about 14 minutes.

I can do 7 tops but only if you're rubbing me hard with Stinking Bishop.

 

[JohnnySavage]

We didn't do so bad in the fight. Our chubby coach even scared John Hairball off the sideline

 

[Jennifer]

I can do 7 tops but only if you're rubbing me hard with Stinking Bishop.

I like a challenge. I'll hold up a pic of chris Sarandon and go for ten.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I can do 7 tops but only if you're rubbing me hard with Stinking Bishop.

You should try my Oxford Blue. Hard and very strong, with thick blue veins.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You should try my Oxford Blue. Hard and very strong, with thick blue veins.

Oh god. I bet that would give me that sweet cheese ache just below the ears.

 

[Spins]

And I'm not sharing my Spaghettio's either!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I like a challenge. I'll hold up a pic of chris Sarandon and go for ten.

WE SHALL MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And I'm not sharing my Spaghettio's either!

Are you gonna push 'em out your cock?