The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[Wings]

No, unless you're the threadstarter. The political board is purely voluntary.

Got it, thanks!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Drop dead Phil, you green toothed cunt.

 

[Garnate]

Drop dead Phil, you green toothed cunt.

I wouldn't have even known who you were if you hadn't mentioned Phil. Stop changing your sodding name!

Did I use sodding right? I trimmed it down from "Sodding bloody tripe Harry Potter".

 

[JohnnySavage]

...



The wine could be a part of it.

Did you bring enough to share with the whole class?

I found a bottle of white in the fridge, and mixed it with some OJ to stretch it out. Sorry to say, there's only enough for one.

 

[pointless]

There are worse songs though.

yeah, i do love me some happily depressing music.

 

[Lorilei]

Holy shit, Laurel, I'm traumatized. I can't unsee those ganky snags!

 

[Saint Peter]

Holy shit, Laurel, I'm traumatized. I can't unsee those ganky snags!

Do all of those things look like that?

 

[Lorilei]

Do all of those things look like that?

I can only speak for my own...but yes.

 

[pointless]

i needa time machine so i can go back and fuck ronnie spector. also, beat the shit out of phil spector, but mainly the sex with ronnie thing. though, getting around that beehive would be a challenge it is a challenge i would welcome.

 

[yossi]

I'd like the weekend to start, please.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'd like the weekend to start, please.

I'll tell you what; go ahead and put in another 4 or 5 hours and then take the next three days off.

 

[phantom4533]

I found a bottle of white in the fridge, and mixed it with some OJ to stretch it out. Sorry to say, there's only enough for one.

Next time mix it with a spiced beer. It makes for a good summertime thirst quencher.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Next time mix it with a spiced beer. It makes for a good summertime thirst quencher.

For breakfast? Are you daft?!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Googled "green toothed cunt"

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Anif_xtSu4s/VHGAS6a24QI/AAAAAAAAA6g/UjA30-ZhcnQ/s1600/ouch.jpg

Fucking hell. I think his dentist put that up.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I wouldn't have even known who you were if you hadn't mentioned Phil. Stop changing your sodding name!

Did I use sodding right? I trimmed it down from "Sodding bloody tripe Harry Potter".

This one's a tribute to eyer.

 

[yossi]

I'll tell you what; go ahead and put in another 4 or 5 hours and then take the next three days off.

I'm taking a four day weekend.

 

[butters]

I wouldn't have even known who you were if you hadn't mentioned Phil. Stop changing your sodding name!

Did I use sodding right? I trimmed it down from "Sodding bloody tripe Harry Potter".

purfecto, mz granite

good morning folks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKhQDH6Q2y8

*dances* hiya laurel

 

[phantom4533]

For breakfast? Are you daft?!

It's possible.

 

[ryan8558]

i needa time machine so i can go back and fuck ronnie spector. also, beat the shit out of phil spector, but mainly the sex with ronnie thing. though, getting around that beehive would be a challenge it is a challenge i would welcome.

Here ya go. This will get you around the beehive but you have to put up with Eddie Money.

Take Me Home Tonight

 

[pointless]

eddie money? well, there goes the boner. i will miss you, penis. we had a good ride. well, an okay ride, but let's not nitpick.

 

[phantom4533]

Is it "eat-a-peach Friday"?

 

[CaptainKirk]

Gol'durnit, Laurel! That's not how 'Murica works!

'Murica was made on grift, kickbacks and secret backdoor under-the-table hidden closet suitcase-full-of-unmarked-bills dealings!

Sounds a lot like a date I had back in my college days.

For some reason, it's a funny day on the Lit. Maybe we are out of the summer doldrums.

Pookie is slapping the angry old guys around. Some guy is posting pictures of a girl with eyeball tats above her pooper. BB is flailing around and nobody is listening.

It's like mid-winter and everyone has cabin fever.

Or it could be that it's Friday and I'm having wine for breakfast.

I have to go with the consensus and say it's the wine.

Pookie's old guy slappings are fun, but come on... wine, man.

Googled "green toothed cunt"

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Anif_xtSu4s/VHGAS6a24QI/AAAAAAAAA6g/UjA30-ZhcnQ/s1600/ouch.jpg

You're scaring me.

Here ya go. This will get you around the beehive but you have to put up with Eddie Money.

Take Me Home Tonight

You just had to go there, didn't ya? That song sucked the first time when I played it during my DJ days.

And nobody should have to put up with Eddie Money.

 

[ryan8558]

eddie money? well, there goes the boner. i will miss you, penis. we had a good ride. well, an okay ride, but let's not nitpick.

Ok, try this one. The Ronettes live.

Be My Baby

 

[Mr Noone]

I'd like the weekend to start, please.

Me too.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Is it "eat-a-peach Friday"?

Always.