The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[Dr. Groove]

I can call in a raffle-rouse... You know - y'all won a prize, we just need you to come on down and pick it up!

 

[dolf]

If you don't log on for a couple of days, it's barely noticeable in the make up of the front page of the GB.

 

[Aglaopheme]

We got another dusting of snow and the moon is still bright enough to make it sparkle.

 

[girlsmiley]

Great tennis by the Czech. Karolina to face Osaka tomorrow.

 

[thør]

We got another dusting of snow and the moon is still bright enough to make it sparkle.

I like it when it's quite cold and the surface of the snow is just like it's covered with diamonds.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I like it when it's quite cold and the surface of the snow is just like it's covered with diamonds.

It’s really something to behold.

It also tells me I have been playing too much Zelda lately.

 

[girlsmiley]

And here we are, melting, in one of the hottest January’s on record.

My next fucking utility bills are going to be one of the hottest on record, too.

 

[thør]

And here we are, melting, in one of the hottest January’s on record.

My next fucking utility bills are going to be one of the hottest on record, too.

Pop up to the cold and enjoy!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

And here we are, melting, in one of the hottest January’s on record.

My next fucking utility bills are going to be one of the hottest on record, too.

Almost had a blood-freeze tan line on my fingertips when I took my fingerless gloves off last night from coming home. Coulda used some o' that heat.

Where's Doc Strange with one of his portals when you really need the fucker?

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JampackedBriefAmericancreamdraft-size_restricted.gif

 

[Notcastor]

If you don't log on for a couple of days, it's barely noticeable in the make up of the front page of the GB.

When you’re not here, my erections are just going through the motions.

 

[Notcastor]

Is it time to change the blurt?

 

[Notcastor]

Yes it is.

 

[Notcastor]

What would happen if the Blurt fell into “the wrong hands”?

 

[Notcastor]

Gnashing of teeth?

 

[Notcastor]

Rending of garments?

 

[Notcastor]

A pox upon their House?

 

[Notcastor]

Would tequila sales in nyc dip precariously?

 

[Que]

Clearly

 

[Notcastor]

Maybe its time to kill the isoblurt; it hsnt been Iso in a decade anyway.

 

[Que]

It is.

 

[Que]

You do know

 

[Que]

They are

 

[Que]

Lurking,

 

[Que]

Right?

 

[Notcastor]

What if when they all kissed their spouses goodbye and logged on to post at their litspouse, it just...wasnt’t there.