pantalaimonlyra
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Gosh that looks good.
That one knows how to cook.
That's a good looking cheesecake.
Thanks, y'all.
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Gosh that looks good.
That one knows how to cook.
That's a good looking cheesecake.
Cheesecake is always a fun time.I have decided to favor the general bored with a rare treat: drunk poasting by Que!
Prius in the shop, Honda with a dead battery, hiked to a nearby Mexican restaurant. Intend to stumble home drunk after I consume an entire Dos Equis Ambar and a plate of El Bombero Picado
aren't you the little piss ant that abuses women?
Yes. Now what, coward?
Holy shit. Luk gave an honest answer.
I have decided to favor the general bored with a rare treat: drunk poasting by Que!
Prius in the shop, Honda with a dead battery, hiked to a nearby Mexican restaurant. Intend to stumble home drunk after I consume an entire Dos Equis Ambar and a plate of El Bombero Picado
If you stay out until 3 a.m. or so, the temperature is expected to drop to around 43 degrees in your barrio. Outside chance of hypothermia, God willing.
The more lil queef drinks, the better the chances.
The description of the flank steak slices covered in a very hot green sauce were evidently for the benefit of the midwesterners who stopped in for a taste of Mexicano authentico. Quite delicious, but beyond mild. I'll tell 'em to pretend I'm not a tranny next time.
No one can tell the difference between when you're drunk/on drugs and sober.
its been 6 years already
No one can tell the difference between when you're drunk/on drugs and sober.
Holy shit. Luk gave an honest answer.
That's the only kind Luk gives, coward.
The more lil queef drinks, the better the chances.
question is, will he grow a penis?
Lady Astor:
Winston, you're drunk.
Winston Churchill:
...and you're ugly— but in the morning I'll be sober.
Not recommended: puking up cold medicine in the middle of the night.![]()

Woohoo, going to see James Taylor and Bonnie Raitt next month! I've never seen him live, I'm excited.
Woohoo, going to see James Taylor and Bonnie Raitt next month! I've never seen him live, I'm excited.
No matter what, you're a racist moron with a terribly unfounded inflated ego.