The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[phantom4533]

A bison burrito breakfast day.

 

[Saint Peter]

Longlegslut

What's not to love?

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

I made cheesecake, pistachio crust.

https://i.imgur.com/R547anI.jpg

I'm not embedding it, cause it'll stretch the screen.

 

[Saint Peter]

Stretch me!

 

[Notcastor]

Oops.

Laurelrolled again.

 

[Saint Peter]

Gosh that looks good.

That one knows how to cook.

 

[thør]

I made cheesecake, pistachio crust.

That's a good looking cheesecake.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Longlegslut

What's not to love?

wait...is it Long Leg Slut or Long Legs Lut?

 

[Counselor706]

Oops.

shit your pants again?

 

[Saint Peter]

wait...is it Long Leg Slut or Long Legs Lut?

One is a look up table and the other gets looked up at tables.

 

[neci]

wait...is it Long Leg Slut or Long Legs Lut?

One is a look up table and the other gets looked up at tables.

and both have a 90% probability of actually being busybody!

 

[Notcastor]

It's actually roomier and the fish smell is dissipating now that the whining blurters have decamped for their latest version of Dryerlint, Pork, etc.


I think this place will clean up quite nicely for a quick flip. Buy low, sell high.

 

[Sean]

 

[Notcastor]

Ha! The pussified seen is proof that passive aggression can be transmitted through anal contact.

 

[Hal9000_]

I get it. Asimovian.

 

[Sean]

Ha! The pussified seen is proof that passive aggression can be transmitted through anal contact.

Aww, little lance didn't get the reference.

 

[phantom4533]

I would not consider marshmallow fluff a condiment.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://afflictor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mckjagger.jpg

 

[Counselor706]

Aww, little lance didn't get the reference.

are you ltr's baby daddy?

 

[Counselor706]

I get it. Asimovian.

it's either that or hitting the left upright.

 

[Hal9000_]

it's either that or hitting the left upright.

Left upright AND the crossbar.

That takes a special kind of skill!

 

[lovetoread]

its been 6 years already

 

[Counselor706]

Old people who haven't been laid since the Edsel was new.

aren't you the little piss ant that abuses women?

 

[thør]

I would not consider marshmallow fluff a condiment.

"Mix up those condiments!"

 

[Luk]

aren't you the little piss ant that abuses women?

Yes. Now what, coward?