The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

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I'm taking myself on a date tonight. I have a new outfit, a swanky hotel room and a dinner reservation for one. I plan on wooing myself. Maybe I'll get lucky.
 
Big sign in front of a coffee shop:

FRESH
LOCAL
REAL​

I would imagine at some diners you might get stale coffee but if the place specializes in coffee I would think the turnover would be such that it would be fresh pretty much every time you ordered it at any coffee shop.

How is the coffee local? As far as I know we don't grow any beans in the desert.

Real? I am aware that ersatz coffee is an actual thing but I didn't think you really had to differentiate I would assume that the sign saying coffee means it's made from actual coffee beans.


I assume in this context, "local" means "not Starbucks."


we have that sun thing here as well. it's weird.


January days here where it's sunny and the high is over 45 come around about as often as an leap year.

November was a lot cooler than usual, but no complaints since then. Just a few flurries here and there, no truly bitter cold. Knock on wood.
 
This is my first real date with myself. I mean, I've done things alone for most of my life. I need to shake things up!

Enjoy! I find it quite fun to head out solo, although it takes a little getting used to. Travel has given me an appetite for it.

cheers to you!
 

Are you kidding me ? Those teeth and gums are nasty. Ugh !
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There are numerous reasons for her to keep her mouth shut— appearance being just one.

wtf is wrong with you?

*sigh*



Holy fuck, you should all be glad you haven't been friends of mine since middle school. In 10 days: a death from COPD, a death caused by hysterectomy complications, a terminal diagnosis of non small cell lung cancer, and a double murder/suicide. I'm not THAT old, and I hope this isn't the new normal. If I didn't know better, I'd think there was serial killer at work.
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There's no hypocrisy. Salvia wasn't the one who brought Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez' looks into the mix first. Your shitty hot take on her appearance as a lead in to needing her to be silent was trash and was dismissed accordingly. Simple Simon.

You don't like Cortez for her politics, fine. That's fair, she's got you and yours shaking like withdrawal syndrome junkies on a roller coaster. Stay in that lane if you can't take your cards being pulled.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/OfficialHelplessAmphibian-size_restricted.gif
yup
 
on another note, 3-week old today puppies are such fun to play in the straw with :cool::heart: i got ambushed by them, and it's the first day for the first one to start wagging his tail as he ploughed his way over to me :D

also, 5lbs of the extra weight gained pre xmas lost already, just by eating well and no whiskey with H in the evening.

finished the ribbon-edged, flannelette sheet backed blanket for the m-i-l and the fluffy/fuzzy huggable cushion for my daughter's birthday. new project to be decided on.
 
Seeing the strong, smart, clever, independent women with fresh perspective being sworn in might be the bright spot of the new year so far.

I find them wonderfully attractive, yet it is almost entirely about their persona, their presence and their gumption.

Sure, I think it shows up in the physical realm too, but I think they're hot because they're twisting the right wing sycophants into confused little knots of angst.

Keep kickin ass, ladies (and any men that join 'em.)

Put that on a graph and smoke it.
 
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on another note, 3-week old today puppies are such fun to play in the straw with :cool::heart: i got ambushed by them, and it's the first day for the first one to start wagging his tail as he ploughed his way over to me :D

also, 5lbs of the extra weight gained pre xmas lost already, just by eating well and no whiskey with H in the evening.

finished the ribbon-edged, flannelette sheet backed blanket for the m-i-l and the fluffy/fuzzy huggable cushion for my daughter's birthday. new project to be decided on.

Absolutely adorable. I miss much about the puppy days. Just like babies, I have no need to go back.


Seeing the strong, smart, clever, independent women with fresh perspective being sworn in might be the bright spot of the new year so far.

I find them wonderfully attractive, yet it has almost entirely about their persona, their presence and their gumption.

Sure, I think it shows up in the physical realm too, but I think they're hot because they're twisting the right wing sycophants into confused little knots of angst.

Keep kickin ass, ladies (and any men that join 'em.)

Put that on a graph and smoke it.

:heart:


I woxcteed so hard that I napped for three hours. :devil:
 
Dinner and drinks alone were interesting. I wasn't uncomfortable. I didn't bring my phone purposefully.
But, it's not even 9 pm and I think I'm calling it a night. I'm so old.
 
Guess who's dumb ass just fell down the stairs stone cold sober?

How the fuck do you even do that?

The whole right side of my body is scraped and bruised.

I was trying to carry stuff into the house and did that thing where I straight-up just missed a step. Don't know how.

I can't even walk, Jesus Christ.
 
Fuck, Candi. You’re gonna need a bubble wrap suit.

I tore my pants... It was a pair of jeans so I can just do that and still wear them but I just... just fucked up.

Also I was packing a thing of water and it didn't break open. So... that's good. Saved the water.
 
Dinner and drinks alone were interesting. I wasn't uncomfortable. I didn't bring my phone purposefully.
But, it's not even 9 pm and I think I'm calling it a night. I'm so old.

Have you seduced yourself, yet?
 
I tore my pants... It was a pair of jeans so I can just do that and still wear them but I just... just fucked up.

Also I was packing a thing of water and it didn't break open. So... that's good. Saved the water.

That's good because if your water broke they might have to induce labor.
 
I was so woxcteed that I definitely couldn’t nap.

My chickens have returned home to roost and my home is full again.
 
Traveling has taught me how to be comfortable being alone. It’s also given me a new skill set in making friends but I almost always have my phone and usually a tablet. You’re a rockstar for doing it sans those crutches, Rainy.
 
Traveling has taught me how to be comfortable being alone. It’s also given me a new skill set in making friends but I almost always have my phone and usually a tablet. You’re a rockstar for doing it sans those crutches, Rainy.

I don't understand why you would travel without your phone? Like... people need to get up with you. Y'all are adults, you have to have responsibilities. I've not left the house without a phone since I was old enough to leave the house because it was understood that somebody would need to get up with me.

Like I just... feel like that's kind of more irresponsible than admirable. Like I'm glad you're happy but I hope there's not a horrible accident that you need to know about or something.

Also the real reason I popped back on here is because my gf hates the SHIT out of RENT and is mad that I suggested it. This is a great fucking night for Candi.
 
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