The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[silver gurl]

It's like labour pain, but constant rather than in waves. My feet feel numb from the painkillers, but the pain persists. The Ape has stopped stroking my tummy and started snoring instead, because 2am is apparently his limit. Where's my fucking menopause?!

I keep asking the same question. Feel better.

 

[Luk]

Are you aware of the rank hypocrisy of your criticisms?

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I didn't bring up the matter of the woman's appearance.

This is who brought it up:​

I dissent.

So, what's the deal? It's okay for one person to comment on the woman's appearance but it's not okay for somebody else?​

"What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander."​

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It's because her teeth and gums are perfectly healthy and you're a RWCJ piece of shit.

 

[Lorilei]

Holy fuck, you should all be glad you haven't been friends of mine since middle school. In 10 days: a death from COPD, a death caused by hysterectomy complications, a terminal diagnosis of non small cell lung cancer, and a double murder/suicide. I'm not THAT old, and I hope this isn't the new normal. If I didn't know better, I'd think there was serial killer at work.

 

[Bacigalupo]

It's like labour pain, but constant rather than in waves. My feet feel numb from the painkillers, but the pain persists. The Ape has stopped stroking my tummy and started snoring instead, because 2am is apparently his limit. Where's my fucking menopause?!

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[IrezumiKiss]

Are you aware of the rank hypocrisy of your criticisms?

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I didn't bring up the matter of the woman's appearance.

This is who brought it up:​

I dissent.

So, what's the deal? It's okay for one person to comment on the woman's appearance but it's not okay for somebody else?​

There's no hypocrisy. Salvia wasn't the one who brought Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez' looks into the mix first. Your shitty hot take on her appearance as a lead in to needing her to be silent was trash and was dismissed accordingly. Simple Simon.

You don't like Cortez for her politics, fine. That's fair, she's got you and yours shaking like withdrawal syndrome junkies on a roller coaster. Stay in that lane if you can't take your cards being pulled.

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[Que]

Big sign in front of a coffee shop:

FRESH
LOCAL
REAL​

I would imagine at some diners you might get stale coffee but if the place specializes in coffee I would think the turnover would be such that it would be fresh pretty much every time you ordered it at any coffee shop.

How is the coffee local? As far as I know we don't grow any beans in the desert.

Real? I am aware that ersatz coffee is an actual thing but I didn't think you really had to differentiate I would assume that the sign saying coffee means it's made from actual coffee beans.

 

[raindancer]

The sun is out! Vitamin D!

 

[adrina]

Overcast here. I'm hungry. There are times I could use a personal chef. Le sigh.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

There's no hypocrisy. Salvia wasn't the one who brought Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez' looks into the mix first. Your shitty hot take on her appearance as a lead in to needing her to be silent was trash and was dismissed accordingly. Simple Simon.

You don't like Cortez for her politics, fine. That's fair, she's got you and yours shaking like withdrawal syndrome junkies on a roller coaster. Stay in that lane if you can't take your cards being pulled.

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You said that pretty eloquently.

 

[Wings]

There are 3 conferences in NYC this year. What are the odds I can make 1?

 

[lovetoread]

The sun is out! Vitamin D!

what's this sun thing?

 

[raindancer]

what's this sun thing?

Right?! We've broken rain records and surpassed Seattle averages. I definitely have SAD.

 

[Saint Peter]

There are 3 conferences in NYC this year. What are the odds I can make 1?

Ask Zumi to drive you around in his Bentley!

 

[pointless]

we have that sun thing here as well. it's weird.

 

[Wings]

Beep beep!

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Dense fog and rain, though it seems to be dissipating.

 

[thør]

The sun is out! Vitamin D!

It will be out today, here, too. Most folk won't be sucking up the "D" as the temperatures will be in the single digits F.

Beep beep!

Be careful of coyotes carrying anvils.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You said that pretty eloquently.

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The sun is out! Vitamin D!

what's this sun thing?

That's what I'm sayin'!

Nothing but grey skies and drizzle over here! Been like this since eleven last night! Give us some of that vitamin deedy El Sol!

Ask Zumi to drive you around in his Bentley!

You left that leftover taco from El Jalapeno in the back seat!

 

[lovetoread]

its better than ice and snow, i reckon

 

[pointless]

try combining the two when you don't have sunglasses.

oh, such wonderful headaches.

 

[lovetoread]

that happens alot when i am driving

im never gonna be a good snow driver

 

[thør]

try combining the two when you don't have sunglasses.

oh, such wonderful headaches.

That's why ice road truckers drive at night.

 

[Sean]

Polarised lenses, people.

 

[pointless]

those cost extra, you bougie fuck.

 

[Sean]

those cost extra, you bougie fuck.

Worth every penny if you drive a lot.