The Isolated Blurt Thread XIV : Take It From Me, You Bastards.

[Amoebah]

Anyway, back to my poop.

Fried spinach in sesame oil makes a tasty side dish.

 

[Amoebah]

Especially with a whole baked pacific salmon.

 

[Amoebah]

Makes for a very healthy poop consistency.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Anyway, poop is suppose to relieve such ills. And then you flush.

Hark! I hear the toilet roaring!

 

[Amoebah]

I get the sense that some here could benefit from more roughage in their diet.

 

[Amoebah]

Many here seem "bound up" , and not in the fifty shades way.

 

[HarryHill]

Anyway, back to my poop.

Fried spinach in sesame oil makes a tasty side dish.

..
Wow!, wonder if turnip greens would work?

 

[HarryHill]

Did someone say flush?

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Canned spinach. It'll stay there for now. I'll figure what to do with the salmon. I know who I'm not sharing this one with.

 

[ryan8558]

Or maybe you can; I mean, who says you can't have it all?

the taxman

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Meanwhile, back in the bathroom. There's a problem there. I'll make it flush properly if it's the last thing I do.

 

[ryan8558]

seems this has started out as a shitty Friday

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

seems this has started out as a shitty Friday

But we can change! During this fight, I seen a lot of changin'. About what I think about yous and what yous think about me. And if I can change, we can change. The whole world can change! *crowd roars*

No wait.....did I just pull a Rocky?

 

[ryan8558]

Biscuits, gravy and bacon very crisp

black coffee and orange juice

 

[ryan8558]

But we can change! During this fight, I seen a lot of changin'. About what I think about yous and what yous think about me. And if I can change, we can change. The whole world can change! *crowd roars*

No wait.....did I just pull a Rocky?

The whole world can change?

sorry, you're just dreaming again.

 

[pointless]

i near the end of my reign. le sigh, le weep. ennui, yo.

 

[pointless]

and of course they release a new hour long best of the worst when i really need to be getting off my ass and getting ready soon. stop tempting me to sloth, you stupid internet.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

The whole world can change?

sorry, you're just dreaming again.

Oh shit. Now you managed to spark some other nonsense in my head.

Looks like I'll be listening to some fine old tunes today.

Is there a light switch for the brain? I need one that goes in the 'off' position.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

I didn't hear no bell! Someone hit the bell!

 

[Radiohead]

File Under:

Don't Believe Everything You Hear On NPR
(Alternatively: Don't Believe ANYTHING You Hear On NPR)

NPR retracts a story that did not meet its standards.

MARY LOUISE KELLY, HOST:

Now, we need to tell you about some mistakes made by NPR in a story that aired last week. We reported about a man who says he spent $100,000 to have things that were written about him removed from Google search results.

AUDIE CORNISH, HOST:

NPR has retracted that story because it did not meet our standards. In the report, we referred to one individual as the author of a website that another person said had posted defamatory information about him. We also described the author's motivation as vindictive. But NPR did not contact the alleged author, and upon review, NPR cannot say for certain who the author or authors were or what their motivation was.

KELLY: In fact, in court proceedings, the people cited as the authors were only identified by initials, and we have not been able to establish their identities. In addition, our account made it sound as if the website targeted a single individual. That website, though, included information and commentary about at least 12 other people. The reporting mistakes we made substantially undercut the story and have led us to remove it from NPR's digital platforms.


https://www.npr.org/2018/04/11/601630079/npr-retracts-story-that-did-not-meet-its-standards

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Here's a question for you: What percentage of people who heard or read the original report heard or read the retraction?



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The same trysail who posted everything at the same time sayng they hated NPR So I guess, 1.

 

[Amoebah]

the taxman

A Texan talking about the taxman? How very strange.

 

[Radiohead]

A Texan talking about the taxman? How very strange.

Texans pay tax.

 

[NHKitty]

I was just given a box of homemade chocolate chip cookies!!

I definitely didn’t need them, but it was a thoughtful gesture.

 

[pointless]

got any hash in 'em?

 

[neci]

hashbrowns.


mmmmmmm....

biscuits and gravy crack.

i woke up with a hunger, and you people are not helping it.