The Isolated Blurt Thread XIV : Take It From Me, You Bastards.

[thør]

Unicorn pizza ?

Chicken pizza, here.

 

[thør]

What’s steamed vagina? I’m asking for a friend.

Banya.

nuff said.

 

[pink]

Some days, I really enjoy reading the blurt thread.

#faithinhumanity

This past year I discovered that I am stronger than I ever thought I could be.

Bring on forgetting what I am in a room for. Bring on peeing when I cough. Bring on bifocals. Bring on gray hair. (Ok, not really on that one.) Bring on knee surgeries.

That's all I could come up with.

 

[silver gurl]

Bleh....

 

[Hypoxia]

This past year I discovered that I am stronger than I ever thought I could be.

Bring on forgetting what I am in a room for. Bring on peeing when I cough. Bring on bifocals. Bring on gray hair. (Ok, not really on that one.) Bring on knee surgeries.

That's all I could come up with.

You can also look forward to forming close relationships with retinologists, cardiologists, urologists, imaging techs, friendly clinic staffs, and health insurers. The hospice workers come later.

https://www.cartoonmovement.com/depot/cartoons/2013/05/31/the_freedom_of_old_age__cecigian.jpeg

 

[SelfTawt]

Bring back ‘planking’ dammit!

 

[Amoebah]

It's odd having a boss. It's odder being told that I'm kicking ass by the boss.

You go girl!

Ketchup in the bag, thx.

 

[NHKitty]

Happy Birthday Pink!!

 

[HarryHill]

Morning blurters. HBD Pink! love the av kitty

 

[raindancer]

Happy birthday Pink!

 

[Luk]

You go girl!

Ketchup in the bag, thx.

You're an ugly little person.

 

[Luk]

Happiest of birthdays, pink! Have fun and enjoy.

 

[raindancer]

Where is LTR? I need biscuits and gravy!

 

[NHKitty]

Thanks Harry!!

 

[pointless]

you bastards are taking forever to take this thing from me. pick up the fucking pace already.

 

[pointless]

and i was being serious. i'm not big on the hidden meaning of dreams thing. my worst nightmares tend to coincide with me needing to take a huge piss at 4am.

 

[trysail]

Long, long ride. 81.8 miles. Questioning the advisability of same at mile 60. A bowl of oatmeal in the morning just isn't sufficient fuel for a full day of pedaling. I was beginning to think about hiring someone to transport me home. It's early in the season and I really hadn't built up my stamina. It's a good thing that town has a place to eat.




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[phantom4533]

you bastards are taking forever to take this thing from me. pick up the fucking pace already.

At my age I have to pace myself.

 

[pointless]

just take an extra fish oil pill. that should do you.

 

[phantom4533]

Maybe after I stretch.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I was hoping for a baseball game in the snow. It is not as if the astro-turf would suffer from a thin cover.

*wakes to a landscape with no snow*

Did I dream it, again ?

 

[trysail]

I just finished the breakfast that I promised myself as a bribe to ride up that last hill.

It took two hours and consisted of roughly 5,387,269 calories.




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[Amoebah]

I just finished the breakfast that I promised myself as a bribe to ride up that last hill.

It took two hours and consisted of roughly 5,387,269 calories.




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You forgot the graph.

https://assets.upfitness.com/uploads/ckeditor/pictures/1460/content_2_Fullness-Graph-following-breakfast.jpg

 

[Spins]

Do more to receive more.

Yeah.

 

[Chancellor_Palpatine]

I just finished the breakfast that I promised myself as a bribe to ride up that last hill.

It took two hours and consisted of roughly 5,387,269 calories.




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Was it served to you by a Mongoloid?