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The Isolated Blurt Thread XIV : Take It From Me, You Bastards.

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Today my monkey saved a lady whose horse was out of control on a main road. Got out of his vehicle, calmly grabbed the reins, and led her to safety. The rider was safe, and the people in the cars that had stopped gave him a round of applause.

He had a movie hero moment. :heart:
 
dolf said:
Today my monkey saved a lady whose horse was out of control on a main road. Got out of his vehicle, calmly grabbed the reins, and led her to safety. The rider was safe, and the people in the cars that had stopped gave him a round of applause.

He had a movie hero moment. :heart:
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That's great! Important for the horse to have someone calm and confident lead them.

Good monkey!
 
adrina said:
I'm too busy with the job switch to have fun. Maybe when I go down to a single full time job I'll rediscover what fun is.
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You DID schedule a vacation into the job switch schedule, eh? When you change jobs there should always be a bit of vacation and a raise in salary.
 
AlotLikePsyche said:
I keep dreaming my teeth are falling out. It’s very upsetting. I like my teeth. Sometimes I have to concentrate for a second to remember if it really happened or was just a dream.
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I used to have those frequently, always seemed so real, and always just as I was waking up, so there was the frantic checking for teeth. Then they stopped, and I haven't had one in years.
 
AlotLikePsyche said:
I keep dreaming my teeth are falling out. It’s very upsetting. I like my teeth. Sometimes I have to concentrate for a second to remember if it really happened or was just a dream.
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When I was going through my periodontal adventure I had those types of dreams (nightmares) all the time. I still remember them. Sometimes now I dream that my jaw muscles are convulsing and I have to fight so that my teeth won't knock into each other. Most disturbing when I wake up from one those.

thør said:
You DID schedule a vacation into the job switch schedule, eh? When you change jobs there should always be a bit of vacation and a raise in salary.
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Yes. Four days. Not much, but something. And one hell of a raise in salary.
 
Grrr. Why have an expert score on games if you can't reach expert score? I'm all for a challenge but this is nuts.
 
adrina said:
I don't want to know.... :eek:



Happy Early Birthday! :rose:


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I fell asleep while drinking coffee. Sigh. Only three more work days.
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Thank you. Looking forward to my 51st year. I'm a hoping it's all good stuff.
 
pink said:
Thank you. Looking forward to my 51st year. I'm a hoping it's all good stuff.
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I hope so too darlin' and if you should face some not so good stuff, that you have the strength and support to come out better/stronger on the other side of it. :heart:
 
phantom4533 said:
What’s steamed vagina? I’m asking for a friend.
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I believe this is when a woman sits, sans knickers, on a porta-potty seat - only more posh and with an Enya CD softy playing nearby - and a steaming pot of liquid full of herbs and fragrance (think Mulligatawny soup, but smelling more summer gardeny) is put in the chamber below, to gently steam the vah-jay until it resembles Char Siu Bao.


http://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/v-steam.jpg
 
It's odd having a boss. It's odder being told that I'm kicking ass by the boss.
 
Emerson40 said:
I believe this is when a woman sits, sans knickers, on a porta-potty seat - only more posh and with an Enya CD softy playing nearby - and a steaming pot of liquid full of herbs and fragrance (think Mulligatawny soup, but smelling more summer gardeny) is put in the chamber below, to gently steam the vah-jay until it resembles Char Siu Bao.


http://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/v-steam.jpg
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Oh sweet Jesus, Ladies. Really?

I had no idea this was going on out there.

I gotta get out more.
 
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