The Isolated Blurt Thread XIV : Take It From Me, You Bastards.

[raindancer]

Weeeee, 70s! If only, there was no job and I could feel sand betwixt my toes.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*freezing toes, and a promise of freezing night-time temperatures*

My heating bill!

 

[jezzilee]

4 am wake up call...

Nothing like rushing to the ER for an emergency hernia operation.

Not me, my mom of course. That poor woman has had more than her fair share of medical problems lately!

 

[Pookie]

http://cdn2-www.mandatory.com/assets/mandatory/legacy/2016/04/man_file_1066599_1_mandatory_gifs_of_the_week.gif

 

[trysail]

Thirty-nine (39) years: 0.24° C


Well within the range of natural variability not to mention measurement error and uncertainty.


http://www.drroyspencer.com/wp-content/uploads/UAH_LT_1979_thru_March_2018_v6-550x317.jpg


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[IrezumiKiss]

http://cdn2-www.mandatory.com/assets/mandatory/legacy/2016/04/man_file_1066599_1_mandatory_gifs_of_the_week.gif

Y'know, Pooks...I wish everyday to sit next to people who think like you instead of hearing the blather of smelly drunk idjits whenever I hit up my watering holes...and so far, I'm like 2/10,347.

 

[Hypoxia]

http://createquity.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/community.jpg

More communists.

 

[Captainnumnuts]

there should not be that much snow out there on april 2nd

There should not be that much grass to mow on April 2nd

Even April fools day takes a break on Easter. Hence, the name "April Fools Day".

Certainty is its own punishment.

And you would be correct. Certainly.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

zumi, Paul Muad'Dib and his lil sister, Alia, were taught to control every muscle in their bodies. I am almost certain these fictional characters amused each other, with very strange faces, and eye movements, when they were young.



Until now, I had not thought of Alia's inner muscles!

 

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[Pookie]

Y'know, Pooks...I wish everyday to sit next to people who think like you instead of hearing the blather of smelly drunk idjits whenever I hit up my watering holes...and so far, I'm like 2/10,347.

Trust me, I know exactly how you feel, especially living in the middle of Trumpistan.

 

[Saint Peter]

If I had a silicone Pookie I would sex her up day and night.

I might even save up and get the heated vibrating butt hole option.

 

[adrina]

I feel like it's some weird game of musical chairs with job candidates. But instead of removing chairs, you remove candidates. Or they remove themselves.

Tomorrow is the last day of interviews.

Good help is indeed hard to find.

 

[Saint Peter]

We have given up on finding qualified personnel.

Fuck it. Close the doors when the last old coot dies.

 

[Pookie]

If I had a silicone Pookie I would sex her up day and night.

I might even save up and get the heated vibrating butt hole option.

Save up!!!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

So, Pookie...

Is it legal to send an axe through the U.S. mail ?

 

[Pookie]

So, Pookie...

Is it legal to send an axe through the U.S. mail ?

I send mine with my drug shipments. It's never been noticed.

 

[Pookie]

We have given up on finding qualified personnel.

Fuck it. Close the doors when the last old coot dies.

You know this means I'll eventually be turning my ax on the not old coots?

 

[adrina]

We have given up on finding qualified personnel.

Fuck it. Close the doors when the last old coot dies.

The old coots need help though.

 

[adrina]

You know this means I'll eventually be turning my ax on the not old coots?

There's probably a few of them that need that axe taken to them...

 

[thør]

We have given up on finding qualified personnel.

Fuck it. Close the doors when the last old coot dies.

Get 'em young. Train 'em like you like 'em.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://canalrivertrust.org.uk/refresh/media/original/21481.jpg?v=f9df39

Apparently from an immediate Goog search, this is a coot.

I never knew a coot was a boid, but it's gonna come in handy for tonight's Scrabble game at the spot.

 

[thør]

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachments/general-chit-chat/363646d1207531483-know-anything-about-coots-keep-clean-000_0325.jpg

Also a coot.

 

[raindancer]

Mood.

Mae West — 'I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.'

 

[HarryHill]

none of those look like an old cooch