The Isolated Blurt Thread XIV : Take It From Me, You Bastards.

[ryan8558]

It is National Margarita Day

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

* checks the facts*

Yes, it is February 22, 2018
On a Thursday.

Ah, yes. The young people...

 

[phantom4533]

I don’t like Margaritas.

 

[ryan8558]

I don’t like Margaritas.

And that's your right as an American

 

[AngusBridie]

Nobody has drank any of the natty light I brought a whole case

 

[adrina]

Nobody has drank any of the natty light I brought a whole case

That's cuz it sucks.

 

[islandman]

Here comes the boom........................

 

[islandman]

Nobody has drank any of the natty light I brought a whole case

Natty Light.....a beer even PBR can look down on.

 

[AngusBridie]

I never come to a party empty handed. Thanks for bringing the good beer. I wasn’t going to rink mine

 

[islandman]

Nobody has drank any of the natty light I brought a whole case

I never come to a party empty handed. Thanks for bringing the good beer. I wasn’t going to rink mine

Imma calling you a cab!

 

[AngusBridie]

Imma calling you a cab!

I prefer uberwhore

 

[islandman]

I prefer uberwhore

I've never called her that.

 

[islandman]

Dude has an av of cum (presumably his) on his face (again, presumably his).

Does that mean he can facialize himself or was that another dude's (presumably another dude) wet-work?

 

[Saint Peter]

hey man

nice shot

 

[HarryHill]

What an auspicious start to a road trip

Nearly 600 mi later that was the high point

 

[Spins]

Boom goes the Dynamite

 

[Radiohead]

You can be the beer wench!

I'll give you wench.

I guess if you're going to go messican I can drink Dos Equis Amber for it

 

[AngusBridie]

I just smoke pot now because beer has too many calories. How many calories are in a whole pizza I’m afraid to google

 

[Radiohead]

I just smoke pot now because beer has too many calories. How many calories are in a whole pizza I’m afraid to google

Yeah, just a lot.

I tend to not drink beer, but I will never start to calorie count.

 

[raindancer]

Petey can be my wench and mopey can be my houseboy.
Now, I need a wife.

 

[AngusBridie]

I can buy wine and grocery shop.

 

[Radiohead]

Petey can be my wench and mopey can be my houseboy.
Now, I need a wife.

A man needs a maid

 

[AngusBridie]

Well this party sucks. I’m going home

 

[Radiohead]

Well this party sucks. I’m going home

I think she'll sign you up as her wife if you stick around

 

[adrina]

Well this party sucks. I’m going home

Next time bring better beer.