The Isolated Blurt Thread XIV : Take It From Me, You Bastards.

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I'd welcome some cooler weather. We've been unseasonably warm at mid to upper 80s. We're having April/May weather in February. Yay. :rolleyes:
 
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80 degrees and potential thunderstorms most of the week.

Guess I better get out my umbrella.
 
Ugh.

Plagiarism with a side of BS. Browsing around for a restaurant off my beaten path, and I am reading a description on a relatively new Steakhouse's website. Besides touting "wet-aged" steaks which seemed odd, their overall copy was dubious as well. I went to google to explore the depths.....

In a few short minutes, I found that part of their fucking copy is lifted from some steak supplier's website.

Our professionally trained chef has a rigorous quality control standard that ensures our steak customers are both happy and well satisfied with our excellent wet-aged steaks. Whether you prefer the Bone-In Ribeye, Top Sirloin or Filet Mignon, there is a wet-aged steak just calling your name, waiting to visit your table.​

I call bullshit on the salesmanship of wet aging which is no more than "cryovacing in plastic" and storing. (They quoted The Graduate to defend plastic.) I think I'm more disgusted by the laziness and disrespect of their bullshit sales pitch. I mean, you can't write your own copy for the front page of your website without cut and paste?

To top it all off, I know the owner. Part of me wants to email them, another doesn't want the drama.

Ugh - my bullshit meter just broke.
 
Perhaps covetous would have been a better word.

One should appreciate an adorable pussy. :D

If your pussy is anything like I'd believe it to be, yes, it should be adorned!

I mean, yeah...you know? Who wouldn't covet it? :D
 
I like J-Law. I wanna fuck J-Law. I have jerked off to the hacked naked pics of J-Law all the time lamenting that there was no hardcore porn in the collection. But she needs to just shut the fuck up.
 


Is The Mueller Indictment A Joke?

by Francis Menton (retired partner, Willkie Farr & Gallagher LLP)
[hint: if you don't know who Wilkie, Farr is, stop reading now]
"The Manhattan Contrarian"




...This may be the most absurd indictment ever issued in the name of the government of the United States.

Ever since the Mueller investigation of Russian "meddling" or "interference" or "collusion" or something like that began a year or so ago, you have probably been wondering, What the heck is the crime? Granted, there are 5000 or so supposed federal crimes out there. Nobody has any good idea what all of them are, and plenty of them are so vague that they might criminalize brushing your teeth on an angle. But still -- "meddling" or "collusion"? How could such things even be illegal?

So probably you are thinking, the answer must be in this indictment. Don't get your hopes up. As far as I can tell there is nothing real about this indictment at all.

Start with the basics: The defendants are all Russian citizens or companies. According to the allegations, at least a few of the individuals were present in the U.S. for brief periods of time to commit wrongful acts, but there is no reason to think that any of them are present here today. They are all in Russia. Does the U.S. have an extradition treaty with Russia? The answer is no. So none of the defendants can be forced to come here to stand trial. And if they can't be forced to come, they won't come. Why would they?

And once you know you are putting together an indictment against someone who will never stand trial, you know that you will never need to prove the allegations. So why bother sticking to anything remotely tethered to an actual crime, or for that matter, to reality? You can throw in whatever you feel like!

What are the charges? The big one is -- get ready for this -- 18 U.S.C. Section 371, "Conspiracy to commit offense or to defraud United States":...




Lots more...




 
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