I remember when heads who haven't been seen for years would suddenly pop up outta nowhere like overnight dandelions. Must be the general malaise of the nation's mood.
Menstrual cycles suck man, that's the only thing sucks about being a chick. Not to mention, horny as fuck right now and want to hop on his sausage. He just walked out of the shower nude with his pert butt. The angst!!! Fuuuuugg