The Isolated Blurt Thread XIV : Take It From Me, You Bastards.

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Aah yes the old “know you are but what am I” tactic. Clever clogs! :heart:

Oh I'm sorry I must not have been straight forward enough. Allow me to spell it out so you can understand me clearly: you thrive on drama - whether real or imagined. You engage in a level of high school bitchy that is unbecoming of a grown woman. You enjoy spreading rumors and in general engaging in very unattractive behavior.

That is not an "I know you are but what am I" moment as I do none of those.

Rest assured I'm not the only one who has noticed however.

Clear enough now for you darling? :)
 
The cat fights *facepalm*

That’s why this place feels so different now. The cat fights used to be a weekly event.
 
I have never gotten in a public arguement or cat fight here since the day I joined.

But, in my mind, I have been in many, many jello fights.

*waggles eyebrows*
 
Every time someone says pork I assume they’re referring to that other forum everyone went to when the unicorn went batshit crazy.

you seem to be overegging the pudding

as for the unicorn, guess you've been eating up stories from other sources. some people just didn't like hearing the truth, and then there were those who resented not hearing ALL of the facts which were never out there for public consumption. Elle is wonderful, and as sane as they come. I know her personally and hate what that conniving, lying, piece of shit lowercase pete put her through.

but i guess you have a soft spot for him - either that or you just can't stand elle. this forum is a poorer place for her absence. Fata was another of many who knew Elle wasn't lying.
 
Oh. The “others” tactic. You are just the best. Just the best. You seem a little angry though.. I mean for someone with no vested interest in me.

Anyway, I digress it’s always good to get feedback so thank you for your insightful and mature reflections on me and my character. I will spend at least two minutes in deep contemplation trying to become a better me. I will be sure to model myself on the fine upstanding drama-free, kind-hearted citizens like your good self. :rose:

No surprises here with this response. Your predictability is.... predictable.

You just keep doing you dear. Thankfully you're not my problem. I'll go back to ignoring you and giving you the amount of attention you deserve.
 
I was telling The Ginger about the dog startling me out of my slumber this morning by nudging my hiney with her cold nose and he told me that I always sleep with my ass uncovered. I never told him that’s my chimney, I get too hot if I’m fully covered. I guess he never thought about the whys before but now he’s looking at me like I’ve got a bit of brain damage.
 
you seem to be overegging the pudding

as for the unicorn, guess you've been eating up stories from other sources. some people just didn't like hearing the truth, and then there were those who resented not hearing ALL of the facts which were never out there for public consumption. Elle is wonderful, and as sane as they come. I know her personally and hate what that conniving, lying, piece of shit lowercase pete put her through.

but i guess you have a soft spot for him - either that or you just can't stand elle. this forum is a poorer place for her absence. Fata was another of many who knew Elle wasn't lying.

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Apparently the marinade on the pork made it the “best pork chops he’s ever had” which I can’t take quite seriously because he just might be placating the damaged in the head wife.
 
Why is it so hard to find good porn?
its takes a good amount of looking sometimes
It’s out there it’s just that it’s all so staged and... just crap. I want it out there with amateurs. Quality amateurs who don’t have god damn Aerosmith or Nickleback playing in the background.
I hate when the fucking TV is on and there's some annoying commercial on.
I don’t mind music but I’m aurally inspired. I want to hear all those filthy words and delicious sounds that accompany great sex, his and hers. Not some unspeakably loud soundtrack that sucks the sexy right out of the sex.
Porn music SUUUUCKS
I have massaged the pork.
dirty

Son of a BITCH!
 
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