The Isolated Blurt Thread VII: 7th Heaven

[Noor]

For the very silliest of reasons...I was finally able to see a band that's been at the top of my wish list for years, and they were really horrible.

Did I mention it was for a silly reason?

Better for silly passing reasons than others

 

[thør]

I'm getting hungry.

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"A 1/3 pound burger topped with Southern style candied Jalapeno's, bacon, Havarti cheese, sweet & spicy red pepper mayonnaise."

 

[RedAllan]

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"A 1/3 pound burger topped with Southern style candied Jalapeno's, bacon, Havarti cheese, sweet & spicy red pepper mayonnaise."

I want.

 

[thør]

I want.

Today's special at Kriner's Diner in my town.

 

[Lorilei]

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"A 1/3 pound burger topped with Southern style candied Jalapeno's, bacon, Havarti cheese, sweet & spicy red pepper mayonnaise."

Mercy.

 

[neci]

oh, poor thing. hit by car?

did you see it today?

no idea what happened. it looked like it had a rough first month or two. i didn't see it today. if it managed to hobble off, it won't last long out there. it probably became baby fox or baby bobcat dinner. *cue sir elton

 

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[cjh]

southern-style candied?

does that require fishnet stockings, a pushup bra, and one of those hair bump things?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Air Jaws: Fins of Fury! God bless Shark Week.

 

[RedAllan]

Fuck it, wind, rain, thunder and lightning, a beautiful night.

Got to go check the neighbors aviary.

 

[Bacigalupo]

Air Jaws: Fins of Fury! God bless Shark Week.

http://io9.com/shark-week-lied-to-scientists-to-get-them-to-appear-in-1619280737/all

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://io9.com/shark-week-lied-to-scientists-to-get-them-to-appear-in-1619280737/all

Just watched this crazy fuck called Dickie who made a plastic flat female shark, lay on top of it, steered it, and tried to attract male Great Whites. The twat nearly got eaten. He'd obviously had a whole bag of Skittles before cos he was giggling and screaming with glee like a big jessie. The two stone faced shark experts were "that's enough now Dickie, out of the water".

Mad cunt made Steve Irwin look subdued.

Brilliant.

 

[snugglestruggle]

broken leg and internal bleeding as evidenced by a bloody rectum. it is dying a slow death, and i don't want it to suffer anymore. i just couldn't bring myself to do it yesterday.

You could have fed it a bottle of asprin , no pain just forever sleep.

 

[Noor]

Tonight will begin a continuation of the grand experiment in pharmaceuticals...
Wish me luck!

 

[neci]

You could have fed it a bottle of asprin , no pain just forever sleep.

asprin would have made it bleed even more. plus, i hear fox cubs like fresh, untainted meat. wounded animals make for a great hunting experience for the young. i am over my survivor's guilt.

 

[Farrah]

Nm. Got it

 

[NHKitty]

Late in posting this...but that was a fantastic way to wake up on my birthday!

 

[Lorilei]

Late in posting this...but that was a fantastic way to wake up on my birthday!

Happy belated!

 

[Sean]

broken leg and internal bleeding as evidenced by a bloody rectum. it is dying a slow death, and i don't want it to suffer anymore. i just couldn't bring myself to do it yesterday.

Last time I was in the Great Satan we heard a couple of gunshots outside. It was a cop shooting a deer that had been hit by a car. Then the fuckers left the carcass on the sidewalk for two days.

 

[pointless]

i've made two dune "jokes" in almost as many days. someone should slap me.

also, is it weird that i'd totally hump that nostalgia chick.... ummm, chick? she looks like a chubby bjork.

these are thoughts are connected. don't question it.

 

[cjh]

Last time I was in the Great Satan we heard a couple of gunshots outside. It was a cop shooting a deer that had been hit by a car. Then the fuckers left the carcass on the sidewalk for two days.

Around here that deer would be hauled away and butchered within hours.

 

[pointless]

only two days? that'd be mighty speedy work here. usually takes weeks.

unless it was noticed immediately by a redneck then cjh's scenario is the winner.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

August is turning into a really fucked-up month. It's like the Devil decided to put in overtime and take away happy.

 

[NHKitty]

Happy belated!

Thank you!

And WOW... RIP Robin Williams

 

[snugglestruggle]

asprin would have made it bleed even more. plus, i hear fox cubs like fresh, untainted meat. wounded animals make for a great hunting experience for the young. i am over my survivor's guilt.

Hunting a wounded animal for a fox cub is probably like a human child getting a trophy for last place haha.