The Isolated Blurt Thread VII: 7th Heaven

[girlsmiley]

Very sorry for your loss.

Aggrieved for all of us, really.

I didn't know him at all until recently with some light banter. A gentleman, clearly a scholar. I always pictured him as a benevolent monk with a cup in his hand and a benign, slightly wry grin on his face.

Requiescant in Firmaménto

"Quo modo posset exerceri in Latin?"

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

the collective unconscious
invaded my dreams

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

They were married for only 48 hours, and there they were, holding a newborn. But, they are not certain if the baby is their Great-grandchild. Paternity test ?

(Last Tango in Halifax ) *sighed, thinking of you*

 

[Fata Morgana]

Imagine I’m the last woman on earth,
the snowiest plover, the loneliest

deep-sea-swimming whale. It’s not my fault, but
it might be. Should I keep changing until

I become something that has an other?
I’ve tried that. What else can I do for love?

Now not even the gray wolves listen to my
long litany of failures. They know I’m just

putting this self-sadness in my mouth—
a polar bear crunching seal bones between

her teeth—to get what little I can from it.
They still won’t let me blame myself:

When I tell them my name isn’t a song
to sing, they call it back to me again and again.

Keetje Kuipers

 

[RobDownSouth]

Unsolicited bewbage in the morning.....

I belong to an extreme weight loss support group on Facebook. I'm the only guy in this private group. I woke up this morning to find a thread there debating whether or not women should have boob jobs post-weight loss. Eight glorious bare-chested pics of women I have all met but haven't known all that long, followed by someone asking "Hey, wait a minute, can't Rob see these pics?"

It's already a memorable start to the day.

 

[Beco]

I belong to an extreme weight loss support group on Facebook. I'm the only guy in this private group. I woke up this morning to find a thread there debating whether or not women should have boob jobs post-weight loss. Eight glorious bare-chested pics of women I have all met but haven't known all that long, followed by someone asking "Hey, wait a minute, can't Rob see these pics?"

It's already a memorable start to the day.

Wait, so the women that lost weight, now want to add boobs?

 

[Beco]

Imagine I’m the last woman on earth,
the snowiest plover, the loneliest

deep-sea-swimming whale. It’s not my fault, but
it might be. Should I keep changing until

I become something that has an other?
I’ve tried that. What else can I do for love?

Now not even the gray wolves listen to my
long litany of failures. They know I’m just

putting this self-sadness in my mouth—
a polar bear crunching seal bones between

her teeth—to get what little I can from it.
They still won’t let me blame myself:

When I tell them my name isn’t a song
to sing, they call it back to me again and again.

Keetje Kuipers

"You know nothing, Jon Snow ...

 

[RobDownSouth]

Wait, so the women that lost weight, now want to add boobs?

Believe it or not, yes.

When women lose a lot of weight, their bewbage shrinks proportionately more than the rest of their bodies. That's why "mommy makeovers" are so increasingly common nowadays, they cut out the stretch marks and excess skin downstairs, while reconstructing the top shelf.

 

[Laurel]

My eyes are teary from laughing so hard:
http://jezebel.com/everything-i-fucked-up-while-trying-to-eat-like-gwyneth-1596037126

 

[Beco]

Believe it or not, yes.

When women lose a lot of weight, their bewbage shrinks proportionately more than the rest of their bodies. That's why "mommy makeovers" are so increasingly common nowadays, they cut out the stretch marks and excess skin downstairs, while reconstructing the top shelf.

Interesting. Since most people can't keep the weight off....I wonder what it looks like later down the road

 

[RobDownSouth]

My eyes are teary from laughing so hard:
http://jezebel.com/everything-i-fucked-up-while-trying-to-eat-like-gwyneth-1596037126

Gwyneth told me to break through the salt crust with a mallet. I'm still finding pieces of shrapnel in my bra.

That's some seriously good writing.
:nods:

 

[lovetoread]

Believe it or not, yes.

When women lose a lot of weight, their bewbage shrinks proportionately more than the rest of their bodies. That's why "mommy makeovers" are so increasingly common nowadays, they cut out the stretch marks and excess skin downstairs, while reconstructing the top shelf.

Usually you loose the bewbs first.

But it is not always so. I lost gobs of weight, but kept the bewb size.

I lost my ass though, so I am ok with having the bewbs.

 

[pointless]

you know, i liked this place a whole lot more when more people disliked gossip.

i don't appreciate gossip. ever. i've already been through all of that shit here once before and thought i could trust a bitch. i will never go through that again. ever.

if you have something to say about a person, or a problem with a person, say it to that person. do not involve me in your shit because we may not agree and then you'll get mad at me too. trust me. it's better this way.

so you've never liked this place at any point ever? good to know.

 

[lovetoread]

When has lit ever gossiped about anyone?

 

[pointless]

that would depend on you chose to define it.

It's not
What you thought
When you first began it
You got
What you want
Now you can hardly stand it though,
By now you know

It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
'Til you wise up

You're sure
There's a cure
And you have finally found it
You think
One drink
Will shrink you 'til you're underground
And living down

But it's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
'Til you wise up

Prepare a list of what you need
Before you sign away the deed

Cause it's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
'Til you wise up

No, it's not going to stop
'Til you wise up
No, it's not going to stop
So just, give up

 

[lovetoread]

Dear me, I am on page 227 of luks tribute thread.

There are so many people on there that are no longer posting, people who themselves were outed as not being what they were supposed to and so many loves spam alts.

I hate though that she sued this place and shut it down.

 

[Beco]

http://i0.wp.com/www.therackup.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Girls-in-Yoga-Shorts-16.jpg?resize=445%2C657

 

[lovetoread]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/a5556308e0650dda8c748f6a189fdb32/tumblr_n7ocxjX5jV1rnvzfwo1_500.gif

 

[Wings]

Is that a high schooler? Surely not.

 

[Lorilei]

No, Central Connecticut is a college.

 

[Wings]

Whew. I was about to get all righteous indignation up in here.

Mainly because my kids are cranky and our food is taking forever. I need to stop taking them to late night concerts right before we go on a road trip. This is twice in a month. Glutton.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Yes the same way we have to accept you have a cunt, and are not just one.

 

[Laurel]

I just ate a square of cream cheese because weekend.

 

[Laurel]

Also made these yesterday and this recipe is AWESOME
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/fluffy-pancakes-2/

 

[RobDownSouth]

I just ate a square of cream cheese because weekend.

There goes your girlish figure!

*ducking*