The Isolated Blurt Thread VI: The 6th Nonsense

[girlsmiley]

That was a nice dream.

Right. Sleep.

 

[Saint Peter]

Used for what?

Playground Mod.

 

[Debbie]

I never thought of it, but since you're a mom so you can sort of redefine Mother's Day for yourself. You should totally take advantage of that. Rather than make the day about your relationship with your mom, you can make it about your relationship with your kids - and with bignred's mom. Make it a happy day!

I do. I have loved Mums day for over 25 years now.

I have no idea what is up this year. I guess if I'm honest I have always stuffed my feelings down about my relationship with my Mum on mums day and this year seeing some teenage ahole abusing his Mum with a foul mough pissed me off and got me thinking.

 

[lovetoread]

Which one of you is playing that amber chick?

Cause I am pretty sure we don't need anymore political threads, it seems our cup runnith over with those.

 

[Saint Peter]

Which one of you is playing that amber chick?

Cause I am pretty sure we don't need anymore political threads, it seems our cup runnith over with those.

It is me.




Just little old me and my pissy panties.

 

[lovetoread]

It is me.




Just little old me and my pissy panties.

Those are supposed to be in your mouth.

 

[Saint Peter]

Those are supposed to be in your mouth.

I should have wore a gstring.

 

[lovetoread]

I should have wore a gstring.

Would've been sexier than the tighty whities.

 

[Saint Peter]

Would've been sexier than the tighty whities.

True.

Would you like to sniff my raccoon?

 

[lovetoread]

True.

Would you like to sniff my raccoon?

That is quite alright, I am having issues with allergies and cant smell a thing.

And put back the rainbow.

 

[Saint Peter]

Spring is in the air.


And snow.

 

[Saint Peter]

Best. Meatballs. Ever.

 

[yossi]

You know the rules, Petey. Post your meatballs.

 

[Saint Peter]

You know the rules, Petey. Post your meatballs.

Don't be jealous!

Seriously tasty meatballs. Maybe a little heavy on the garlic but that is the way it goes sometimes.

 

[dolf]

i'm pondering rescuing a lurcher named amber. she is a proper female. one without a willy. i'm taking the cat to the sanctuary on Thursday, to see if it looks like they'll live together in harmony. amber is a pretty name for a pup.

 

[Saint Peter]

Ew. No.

Can I be a Playground Mod?

I can count. I can spell racecar backwards.

Pleeeeeeeeeeease??????

 

[Adre]

It's kinda like the offspring of Jen and Miles, but slightly smarter.

 

[Saint Peter]

i'm pondering rescuing a lurcher named amber. she is a proper female. one without a willy. i'm taking the cat to the sanctuary on Thursday, to see if it looks like they'll live together in harmony. amber is a pretty name for a pup.

Do it!

They will work it out.

 

[Saint Peter]

I was turned on for a second there. Then I lost control of the metaphor and grossed myself out.

Me too.


You gotta stop that.

 

[dolf]

Do it!

They will work it out.

lurchers are coursing hounds, so they sometimes eat small animals. if they don't get on then there are plenty more pups in need of a home. this one tugs at the heartstrings though. traumatised and terrified of people.

 

[Saint Peter]

lurchers are coursing hounds, so they sometimes eat small animals. if they don't get on then there are plenty more pups in need of a home. this one tugs at the heartstrings though. traumatised and terrified of people.

I understand being cautious. That is good. Me? I take them in and toss them to the pack. Hissing and snotty looks fade away. Soon they are sharing the sun for afternoon naps.

Keep us posted!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Which one of you is playing that amber chick?

Cause I am pretty sure we don't need anymore political threads, it seems our cup runnith over with those.

My first thought was Ken created another "Karen" (without the "plucky rape survivor" baggage that his son burdened "Karen" with), but "Amber" seems to take ignorance to an altogether new level.

 

[Wings]

My dog's name was Autumn at the shelter where we rescued her from. Now she's Gigi because she's a Good Girl.

 

[Saint Peter]

I bet Gigi cannot do somersaults like my raccoon.

 

[Wings]

Maybe not but her about doesn't smell like ass either.