The Isolated Blurt Thread VI: The 6th Nonsense

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mowing lawns? it is strangely therapeutic. meditative.
avoiding chopping up slow moving bumblebees is funny.

yes, mowing. in my yard it's avoiding suicidal crickets. they always head for the clump of grass i'm just about to mow. their instincts are not their friends.
 
Actually I'd be a bad mod not because I'd go all jackboot on the forum but because I'm too fucking lazy.

me too. also, i don't care that much.

but even i would go all jackboot eventually. most do even if they don't think that that's what they're doing.
 
me too. also, i don't care that much.

but even i would go all jackboot eventually. most do even if they don't think that that's what they're doing.

Well, obviously I'd ban all the boring fuckers. And the PGers. And anyone with a J in their user name.
 
yes, mowing. in my yard it's avoiding suicidal crickets. they always head for the clump of grass i'm just about to mow. their instincts are not their friends.

the bumbles have bright orange butts, so at least they're easy to spot.
crickets are a bit... grass coloured. suicidally camouflaged.
 
Peeps should never be used unless talking about delicious marshmallow treats.
 
I really should take the hint that any burger on a menu called Diablo is probably going to have a seriously hot sauce on it.

Also not to blow my nose with the same tissue I just wiped the sauce off my fingers with.

At least I remembered to wash my hands before going to the toilet.
 
I really should take the hint that any burger on a menu called Diablo is probably going to have a seriously hot sauce on it.

Also not to blow my nose with the same tissue I just wiped the sauce off my fingers with.

At least I remembered to wash my hands before going to the toilet.

um yeah

hope all went well today :rose:
 
I wish I didn't know that Sugarspoon has just put fresh cream puffs (regular and chocolate) into their cold display case.
 
I really should take the hint that any burger on a menu called Diablo is probably going to have a seriously hot sauce on it.

Also not to blow my nose with the same tissue I just wiped the sauce off my fingers with.

At least I remembered to wash my hands before going to the toilet.

Made that mistake once in Jamaica after spicy shrimp. The balls really feel the burn.:mad:
 
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