The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[phantom4533]

I hate east winds. They make me want to bury bodies in my backyard.

I hate any cold wind. They make me want to stay indoors and drink rum.

Oh, wait ...

 

[trysail]

for the record, i'm a terrible driver.

You've made that quite clear on a number of occasions. In fact, many of us are amazed that you are permitted to operate a motor vehicle at all.

It's a bit of a wonder that local authorities don't insist that you be preceded on the roads and motorways by flag-bearing signalmen to warn the general public of approaching danger.



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[bluemuse]

I hate any cold wind. They make me want to stay indoors and drink rum.

Oh, wait ...

East winds are hot, dry and miserable. And they give the firebugs itchy fingers.

On an other note, I seem to be losing my taste for coffee.

 

[Sean]

If WW1 was a bar fight:

http://themetapicture.com/if-wwi-was-a-bar-fight/

 

[oggbashan]

If WW1 was a bar fight:

http://themetapicture.com/if-wwi-was-a-bar-fight/

A reasonable analogy except for the ending. It should have been "Germany's pockets held nothing but IOUs."

 

[Mr Noone]

If WW1 was a bar fight:

http://themetapicture.com/if-wwi-was-a-bar-fight/

Spot on. Pretty funny.

 

[girlsmiley]

I keep peeping at my new room. Hehe. I did a blimmin good job yesterday. The new bed and chairs should arrive sometime today. I asked the guy at Harvey Norman for an AM delivery. See what happens.

I won't be here anyway because I have to go to work.

Monday morning. Short week. Here we go.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I will bleed for better reasons this year.

 

[girlsmiley]

Max Merritt. Nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugpzXIGY7Tc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Lorilei]

It's been an outrageously gorgeous weekend. I love my deck so much!

 

[Wings]

That was probably more than you wanted.

 

[bluemuse]

I do believe that I will have fish tacos for lunch. I'll buy if you fly.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/d5ad7a81773e04056115fbf8d581edec6515707a_m.gif

 

[dolf]

You've made that quite clear on a number of occasions. In fact, many of us are amazed that you are permitted to operate a motor vehicle at all.

It's a bit of a wonder that local authorities don't insist that you be preceded on the roads and motorways by flag-bearing signalmen to warn the general public of approaching danger.
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you still want me to take you for a ride.

 

[Sean]

you still want me to take you for a ride.

One of my life's greatest achievements has been never getting into a car with you driving.

 

[dolf]

One of my life's greatest achievements has been never getting into a car with you driving.

you're not dead yet!


but I can make you wish you were.

 

[Adre]

Fabulous weather today, sun warm, beer cold.

 

[Sean]

you're not dead yet!


but I can make you wish you were.

And the reason I'm not dead yet, is see post #340.

 

[dolf]

poopyhead

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

In honor of Naughtius Maximus, I have named three turkey brothers- Larry, Roger, and Richard.

 

[CleverCowardice]

Yes. Yes I am a grumpy bear. Now fuck right the hell off unless you want to get mauled.

 

[butters]

just about everything's complaining it aches - to shut it up i have to stay still. staying still means my butt's complaining i should move. can't win.

 

[Byron In Exile]

In honor of Naughtius Maximus, I have named three turkey brothers- Larry, Roger, and Richard.

Lol...

If you get more turkeys, don't forget Reginald and Roderick.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I will use your handle to name one of the male swans, down at the pond.

 

[SkAoUt]

This thing went for 72 000$ on ebay a few days ago.

http://www.lifestylenews.co/wp-content/uploads/cache/2014/03/toyota-tacoma-polar-expedition-2/1424486000.jpg
2010 Toyota Tacoma Polar Expedition Concept Truck