The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[Wings]

That is a beautiful statement.

It's a beautiful thing!

 

[Sean]

I know, I know. Who wouldn't long for June after this winter? Spoke with my mum today, she said Kilkee has been devastated, Lehinch nearly washed away.

The whole west coast got hammered. Cork, Kerry and Clare were pretty much under water.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I had a "first date" last night. If we can work out our height difference (15 inches) I think this relationship has potential!!

 

[silver gurl]

Spring cleaning begins today.

 

[Lorilei]

I had a "first date" last night. If we can work out our height difference (15 inches) I think this relationship has potential!!

I didn't know you were short.

 

[Mr Noone]

I didn't know you were short.

Maybe the other party is 7'-3".

 

[Saint Peter]

"Would you like to dance?"

 

[lovetoread]

There's nothing wrong with being short.

 

[Saint Peter]

"Would you like to sit down?"

 

[lovetoread]

Arsehole

 

[Lorilei]

There's nothing wrong with being short.

Hey, I'm shortish too.

 

[lovetoread]

Short people rule.

 

[cleaver]

we won't be having any of that
nor any of this
nor any of the foolishness there...

let the wine tell the cork
its story.

we'll be having none of it.

 

[bluemuse]

And that is why .......

 

[islandman]

....short people wear heels?

 

[Wings]

I can't stop laughing. Seriously cracked in the head.

 

[Aquagal]

With heels the tallest I can muster is 5' 3 1/2, any more than that is just impractical.

 

[Farrah]

Pea (not pee) juice on my butt. Awesome.

 

[Sean]

For all you fans of classic comics:
http://www.openculture.com/2014/03/...age-comics-from-the-digital-comic-museum.html

 

[RobDownSouth]

I didn't know you were short.

I'm short where it counts, bay-beee!

Oh wait....


She's 5'1, I'm 5'16". By far the shortest girl I've ever dated....Kissing her goodnight involved a fair bit of logistics, even without the usual first date semi-awkwardness.

But I must say I've been smiling ever since.

 

[lovetoread]

I would love to be 5'1 in heels.

 

[fluffPE]

I would love to be 5'1 in heels.

I love midget porn!

Hi...

 

[Farrah]

Dear Random PM'er,

Thanks, I'm pretty attached to it, myself.

 

[Killswitch]

I would love to be 5'1 in heels.

You mean you're shorter than 4'9"?

 

[1HF]

I'm very tall at 5'... yay!